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Top 10 WTF? U.S. sex laws
Posted on Saturday, July 5th, 2008 under Pictures by BK
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WTF indeed!
it should be illegal to marry any of ur cousins at any age
Wow, lolllllllllllllll
GOd Demit!!! Why cant we just fuck the hell outtta anybody!! Ahhh a perfect word!!!
Fuck my animal weighs 41 pounds. lol
Well i just cought a 41 pound porcupine…. looks like i get to break 2 laws at once. lol
Someone’s listening…
Well if you can’t have sex with a porcupine in Florida just move to Washington state and make sure your porcupiney love weighs less then 40 pounds! Problem solved!
Doubt these r real :P:P
They’re real.
Did you know in Oklahoma it’s illegal to kill a whale?
I like the part where any of these can be enforced.
So, is it legal to shoot off a gun when the man has an orgasm? I guess as long as the lights aren’t on.
funny laws, rather than laws every one has to control his/her mind, u can control it by meditation & yogas.
cant be real
Oral sex (along with sodomy) were legalized in Arizona in 2001 (May 8th) because they were unenforceable
Who enforces these, I wonder if there is a special sex division or something.
lmfao
I don’t believe any list like this one if it’s not backed up w/ evidence. I mean, come on, you can say anything. Like:
“In Michigan, it is illegal for a woman to paint her nipples.”
See? That sounds as authentic as the ones on this page. And it’s 100% made up.
Don’t just believe shit cuz it’s on the internet, people.
Looks like im going to jail for #8
Looks like im going to jail for #8
ELBSeattle but i bet you believe your news network tells you everything you need to know.. right?
Lol, if you believe any of these things on this site, then you have problems, but thats beside the point, its all entertaining…thats the point of these website, to be entertaining…not to deliver true facts about sex laws and how people are allowed to have an orgasm, whether its with the lights on or if your husband is shooting his gun off…just entertainment.
who’d want to fuck a porcupine?
Me: I am sorry that you are so close minded as to think that anything only has one purpose. A human being has endless amounts of purposes, but for you there is only one purpose, to say stupid things. The problem with you is that you don’t understand that there would be no entertainment value in these laws if they were not true or believable. You also don’t realize that laws themselves are often nonsensical and unenforceable. Also, realize that America is a country controlled by Church, which is why it has laws like these. I also think that an animal shouldn’t be fucked if it ways too much because I heard a horse killed a man with its penis.
where the fuck are you gunna find a whale in oklahoma?!?
where the fuck are you gunna find a whale in oklahoma?!?
where the fuck are you gunna find a whale in oklahoma?!?
The best part about this list is that to create any of these laws, there have had to be many, many offenders. Apparently porcupine fucking was done so often that it became a serious problem.
i wonder if that affected the porcupine population somhow
I want to do number #6
I want to do your mom
I want to do your mom
If anal sex was outlawed, we wouldn’t have Geo Bush.
when would anyone ever find out no. 5? lolz
google is not working along with youtube.. what is going on. its like half the internet just got unplugged
see in Washington it’s illegal to take the virginity of a female
uhh hmmm they arnt real? or they r? hmm…
From the looks of things around here, being intelligent must be illegal in many places too.
Hole Creamer: I was making a point that alot of people believe what happens on the internet is all true…and I would say that 50% of it is fake, But did you know that 72.1% of all statistics are made up. Anyways, you took that a bit too personally, maybe cheer up a bit.
You can’t cheer me up.
I know #10 is true, used to live in Washington. They had a big thing about the law because there was a guy that got killed by a horse through anal. Crazy redneck bastards are everywhere!!
Sometimes, you just don’t wanna know. THis is one of those times…
they’re not enforced, of that I’m sure. But there are many strange laws throughout the world that haven’t been repealed simply because no-one’s bothered. On the Isle of Man, where I now live for example, until recently not only was homosexuality outlawed, but you were allowed to be BIRCHED for it. Simply because no-one had bothered going back over the laws and changing it. There’s so many laws to look over, and only so much time.
Um… Not exactly. There’s a reason those laws exist. I loved Sonic, my hedgehog. You should have felt it’s underbelly. Soft as satin, and those lips, sweet as a mango. A sweet rapeable mango.
Even if some of these laws are true, some of them (like #5) were overturned by the US Supreme Court and cannot legally be enforced.
I had oral sex with a 42 pound female porcupine while shooting my gun in a telephone booth while talking dirty and the lights were on and we werent married and it definatly wasnt missionary, i hope my 16 year old cousin/wife doesnt find out though.
Hole Creamer has a point and these laws (while they may have valid at some point) are genuine. In England for example, it is illegal to drive on Xmas day but most people do. Another law dating back to when Scotland thought it could invade us, is that it is perfectly legal to shoot and kill a Scotsman in the city of York with a crossbow. Now there are further laws which surpass them so you try kill a scotsman in York and you will get taken down by something else.
Picking apples in an orchard used to be a hangable offence in England too. One of the best we had was that if you were caught trying to commit suicide you were arrested and hanged. That borders on religion though because suicide is a sin whereas execution isn’t apparently.
Don’t forget, at the time these laws were written, there was no TV, everybody was super religious and far too many people had time on their hands. Because of how stupid they sound and because they can’t really be enforced people tend to just forget about them rather than overturn them.
My advice to Me is to pick up an old law book and read through it. You will be suprised as to how many stupid laws there actually are. Some of which make all of the above quite tame.
while these laws are probably still technically laws, they really aren’t because half of the law is enforcement, the american legal system is based so heavily on the penopticon that if it doesn’t exist then functionally it isn’t a law.
also while these laws are true hole creamer are you retarded?
that was the most circular logic i’ve ever seen
“it’s funny, and it wouldn’t be funny if it were untrue so it must be true. which makes it funny”
plus humor is not a guarantee of truth. is south park true? no, is it funny? yes.
so chill out and realize that you just aren’t that smart.
It should be illegal to marry any member of your family. But I didn’t know about #7 and I live near Harrisburg.
i broke all of those rules
none of this is true, you fuckwads.
Dude, I TOTALLY want to bang a porcupine.
j/k that would hurt.
I’ve broken 2 of these laws. And I’m not even American
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The VERY best part of this list is the losers who start debates in the comments section over whether or not they’re real laws and how they can be enforced. Either get a sense of humour or get off the internet.
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Whoa im moving to washington state
I named my kid Shit On A Stick Merchant, and he just loves it! He says it makes him feel original and creative. He also never has a problem getting laid.
i call bullshit..
fake..
dude, i never knew i could screw a 40lb animal before.
.. i’ll be out the rest of the day
WTF. This is realy crazy
here heres a link to alot more dumb laws believe it or not but these here and the ones on the link here are all true. All you have to do is go to google and google any state/there laws.
Like in the us military it is a UCMJ punishable offence to have sex in any position but the mercenary position. Yea ok your sergents not gonna come to your house at night to make sure lol so thats y its not inforced ad can never be inforced.
But anyway heres the link.
http://tjshome.com/dumblaws.php