Most retards can be trained to achieve the obedience of a moderately well-behaved house pet. Using classical conditioning, develop a reinforcement schedule, punishing or rewarding your animal appropriately. For example, if it defecates in the washing machine, make it sleep outside in the rain. Or, if it finishes tilling the fields before sundown, leave a piece of cake in its cage.
Yeah I’m sorry about that, I should of stopped saying I was going to fuck that bitch every time I was referring to your mom. In all fairness she was also a slut, I can see how that would confuse your young mind growing up.
k, I want to fuck that dog… dogs that get into car accidents get me in the mood to do extreme anal insertions. I want that dog to shove a hammer in my asshole and make me bleed, and shit all over the place. Then I want to lick up the mixture of shit and blood and puke it all over the dogs bloody, pulpy asshole, which i have fucked… =-P
SHUT THE HELL UP, for all of you ignorant people commenting this before you even know what happened. Yes, Karla took a picture with her dog at the wheel, but the car WAS NOT in motion at the time. Whenever she drives, the dog stays tied to a leash in the passenger seat. The accident wasn’t even her fault in the first place. So whoever submitted this seriously has NO life, because it’s not true at all.
Of course it wasn’t her fault. It was the dog’s fault for wandering from the passenger seat over to her seat and licking her crotch. No wonder she ran into the boat.
First of all, I can’t stand Paris-Hilton-Look-A-Likes-who-use-pinkies-as-fashionaccessoires, but that is another chapter in my I hate stupid attentionseeking girls book. Let’s pretend that she took that picture on her driveway at 47 minutes ago. So after that she must have let the dog out, fixed her bra, find her keys in one of her 27 handbags and start driving. Even it was not her fault, like I care, the next post was within 17 minutes. Did she even check if the other driver was okay or was she too busy texting on Facebook. Poor Pinky, her owner is an even bigger dumber bitch.
first
I still want to punch this cunt hole. I would hunt her down, light her face on fire and put it out with an ice pick. Fucking SLUNT.
must have been a woman dog
Why was i thinking about the pornstar.
second?
pha
Most retards can be trained to achieve the obedience of a moderately well-behaved house pet. Using classical conditioning, develop a reinforcement schedule, punishing or rewarding your animal appropriately. For example, if it defecates in the washing machine, make it sleep outside in the rain. Or, if it finishes tilling the fields before sundown, leave a piece of cake in its cage.
I give my dog a surprise when it finishes licking the peanut butter off my wienner.
as you should, he would deserve such a treat.
I am one day going to be in prison for taking a baseball bat to the face of a douchebag on their cell or texting while driving.
Yeah, same here.
One day they will take a windshield to the face through their own actions. No bat required.
Yeah but you or yours might be on the recieving end of their stupidity and a bat is so much fun!….”Maniacal laughter”
Whoa buddy, we use asterices for that kind of action.
You can bash their mailbox with a bat.
You can bash their mailbox with the bat.
fail.
Someone should make a device that you could talk into instead of typing on.
I assume connecting a computer mic to your car’s cig lighter will be fine.
It’s called a cell phone
There is already a device she should talk into. It is called my cock.
Boomhower you dumb redneck. go hang out in an alley with hank and dale and gtfo of here
3g phones are fucking the road over
It was probably a female… dog!!!
i believe that is also known as a bitch. i thought bitch was orginally just a reference to my mum, turns out i was mistaken…
Yeah I’m sorry about that, I should of stopped saying I was going to fuck that bitch every time I was referring to your mom. In all fairness she was also a slut, I can see how that would confuse your young mind growing up.
‘nche karla pendeja hahahah!!!
k, I want to fuck that dog… dogs that get into car accidents get me in the mood to do extreme anal insertions. I want that dog to shove a hammer in my asshole and make me bleed, and shit all over the place. Then I want to lick up the mixture of shit and blood and puke it all over the dogs bloody, pulpy asshole, which i have fucked… =-P
Or you could take a bomb and have that shoved up your asshole
I vote the bomb
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She should have let the dog continue to drive…
TENTH
LOL she soon after ran into a boat. She’s in my class
SHUT THE HELL UP, for all of you ignorant people commenting this before you even know what happened. Yes, Karla took a picture with her dog at the wheel, but the car WAS NOT in motion at the time. Whenever she drives, the dog stays tied to a leash in the passenger seat. The accident wasn’t even her fault in the first place. So whoever submitted this seriously has NO life, because it’s not true at all.
Of course it wasn’t her fault. It was the dog’s fault for wandering from the passenger seat over to her seat and licking her crotch. No wonder she ran into the boat.
nice
strangling dawgs is kwl
First of all, I can’t stand Paris-Hilton-Look-A-Likes-who-use-pinkies-as-fashionaccessoires, but that is another chapter in my I hate stupid attentionseeking girls book. Let’s pretend that she took that picture on her driveway at 47 minutes ago. So after that she must have let the dog out, fixed her bra, find her keys in one of her 27 handbags and start driving. Even it was not her fault, like I care, the next post was within 17 minutes. Did she even check if the other driver was okay or was she too busy texting on Facebook. Poor Pinky, her owner is an even bigger dumber bitch.
Damn it Pinky!
Rare Doofus spelling error. “throw”, not “through”.