Popular lip dubbing channel Bad Lip Reading reveals what the players and coaches are actually saying.

I am stealing this cat and moving to Vegas.

Please note that I am not saying that the shooting was fake, but this video is currently going VERY viral, so it’s worth a spot on noob.

Jason Shron loves trains, especially VIA trains. He loves them so much that he built a full scale replica in his basement, or at least one train car’s worth.

Where can I get one of these trucks?

Look ma! No wires!

The video is not so bad, until he actually starts to “ambush” and “eviscerate” the students. * Cringe *

The best way to score a goal in hockey is to not even shoot the puck at all.

Just wait for it … (Hint: Man attempts being humane. Nature thinks otherwise)

Who trains dogs best? Turns out it’s dogs!

The most glorious and enthusiastic xylophone performance you will see for a long time.