What is the world’s best shoe knot you ask? Well, for starters, it should be easy to tie, but most importantly, it has to stay tied… always. Here is how to do it.
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wtf? this is how i normally toe my shoe.
*tie
ohhh dude! you toe your shoe?? thats sick
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Eddy’s Daily Story:
So, in my latest installment, I mentioned issues with 2 recently manufactured and purchased American made vehicles and compared them to my 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe. I know this subject seems to be a bit excessive, but to claim that this vehicle is crap is just silly. In this story I will go more in-depth on why my Hyundai is that much more better compared to my parents’ 2007 chevy equinox and my brother’s 2009 Ford Escape. We will just call them the ‘crap cars’.
Let’s start with the back. With both of the crap vehicles, there is an electronic button you have to push in order to open the back door. It is hidden away for no reason and sounds awkward when you open it, while my awesome Hyundai simply has a handle that you pull. As you pull it, the door swings up. It’s too simple. It seems as if the crap cars are trying to be too fancy, for some illogical reason. There is a hidden storage compartment in the back of my Santa Fe which is nice for me to keep all of my junk back there without it being an eyesore for anybody, while there is no such thing in either of the crap cars.
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Now, let us move a smidge closer toward the front of the vehicles to the back passenger area. All 3 cars’ back seats are able to fold down for more cargo room. Where is the difference? …The back seats of my Hyundai are allowed to recline back! My passengers love that. While in both crap cars, they are unable to adjust at all. They are either set upright, or folded down. There is also a climate control for the back seat in my Santa Fe, while in both crap cars, there is nothing. My Santa Fe’s back windows are able to go all the way down instead of that halfway down shit, as the crap cars do. In all 3 cars, the middle back rest in the back seat is able to fold down to be a convenient arm rest. But mine is the only one that provides cup holders along with them. Booyah! And, every passenger in my Santa Fe has the handle to hold on to located above the door, AKA the ‘oh shit’ handle or the ‘oh jesus’ handle, while the the crap cars do not provide that amenity. The only ‘lose’ my car has against the crap cars is that the chevy equinox has WAY more leg room in the back than mine and the other crap car. Though, the Santa Fe still has more than the shitty ford escape.
Is that enough for you? Well, it should be. I havn’t mentioned this, but I think it might serve better for my 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe. As some of you may be aware of, but when you purchase a brand new car, there are a couple of ‘classes’ to choose from. While both my parents’ and my brother purchased the top class of their vehicle (the most expensive), I purchased the lowest class (the least expensive). Mine didn’t come with voice recognition or a GPS or a neat plug in for an MP3 player or leather seating or automatic transmission(though mine did come with mud flaps
While all 3 vehicles are all in the same automobile class as ‘mid-size SUVs’, it is obvious that the lowest priced 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe is far more classier than the 2007 chevy equinox and even the newer 2009 ford escape. If you wish for me to continue on with this subject in my next story, please let me know, or else I will tell you the story of my adventurous drive home from work yesterday!
Look mate, you cant expect us to read all that, so you win.
Yes! Please do tell.
I’m sure you just spent an hour of your life writing that and nobody has read it because you’re stories are fucking fail
lmao… this may look like an hour’s worth of writing to you sonny-chin, but like a few others who do come to this site to enjoy videos brought to us by the almighty BK and writing and reading posted comments are at work, on the clock, GETTIN’ PAID- GETTIN’ PAID. yeah, i guess they are fails, eh? XD
way to own these fags eddy
NO just you and sharpie.I NEVER NEW MAC D’S HAD COMPUTERS.
I read it, my Hyundai’s on order, I’m heading to Alaska to fuck that porn star in Eddie’s hotel, and I’m anxious to hear all about his drive home……..but, hey…I’m a Doofus.
read the whole thing, for and especially chev is garbage
CHRYSLER CORPERATION FTW!!
also, do tell!!
Wow. Cup holders and handles. Your opinion on cars is now invalid.
I understand where you’re coming from.
I took a dump last week that was “far more classier” than anything Hyundai will ever produce.
wow this is just amazing. now I can throw out my velcro strap shoes because someone finally showed me how to tie a knot that wont come out. thank god I seen this video.
fuck, what an ugly ass shoe!!!!
air force ones, classic trainers
u cant beat em on style and funtion
I got cowboy boots covered in horse shit that beat them in style, and I dont know what you mean by “funtion”
They got fucking flowers or some fruity shit on the side, so screw those..i rock jordans
Great! Proof that technology isn’t always the answer to improve life.
Thanks for the great knot tip Gay Kid.
How else would you tie it? Wtf most stupid video ever
epic
I’ve got balls of steel.
thats why your the Duke.
I totally have the same opinion with you regarding this issue. Nice article. Already bookmarked for future purposes.