A “makeup artist” for food uncovers the secrets behind-the-scenes of how burgers (and fries) are made to look their best for television
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Why the hell do you still use Photobucket? imgJoe is where it's at, you noob
I worked on one commercial for a meat company and they had 4 food stylists.
Your Mom was the stylist on my meat last night.
You didn’t seem to mind licking the mayo out of my vag that was deposited there by my husband.
What is this, I thought you were cheating on him with me! You’re cheating on the guy you’re cheating with?
donkey punch is mom?
Welcome to the apostrophe. It can be used in other ways than abbreviating “is”. Stay in school.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
really? what did you do there?
He was the meat….parff parff
Glue on the seeds? Really??
I have my personal chef use a special food glue that is both tasteless and edible to put the sesame seeds on the buns of the burgers that I have him make me. But then again I also have him kill a cow, and a pig (for the bacon) every time he makes one, so my burger is always fresh and delicious. I then throw the all the unused meat into a large bin plastered with pictures of the world’s most impoverished starving people labeled “FOOD THAT I WASTE”. I then order my butlers to throw the hundreds of pounds of unused beef and pork into the bin while a drink a glass of 1926 Macallan Fine Scotch and smoke a Cuban cigar, laughing uncontrollably.
you all know what my “special food glue is”.He also thinks he is drinking 1926 macallan fine scotch but it’s mine and the butlers piss….flip flops
I have my personal chef use a special spoon to carve out big chunks of his own body so my meat is always fresh and delicious. I then order my butler to strip for me while I drink a glass of milk and smoking a menthol cigarette, laughing uncontrollably.
“OUCH” I hate this bastard job.flip flops
funny
I always figured those foods on the tv were not safe to eat…
Dude thats safe YOhhh … Y’all have to Take a Taste of That its sooo good yo ! im telling ya ! EAt it ya !
what the fuck is wrong with you? are you the dude that let his girlfriend bash his ps3 with a hammer?
I thought that was an Xbox with a golf club… Did I miss something??
LAME
crap
BASTARDS!!!!
I’m a makeup artist for my dick, I just made it mouth watering so you better get ready
no thank’s just had a pie
ohhh, sorry sharpie, im all filled up with half cooked burger meat and glued on sesame seeds
I’m hungry.
id tap that.
me too, lol
i watched this video when i was in 3rd grade. you guys are all retarded if you didnt know this stuff already
I dont eat this sort of crap food anyway so i dont give a fuck
I dont drink sweet drinks
your a good boy.
ITS FREAKIN FOOD. We eat it in minutes and crap it out, who the hell gives a damn what it looks like!?
you must be screwing ugly chick.. doesn’t matter right? cause it’s just the same thing !