But what happens when I forget my secret knock?
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Unlock your door with a secret knock
Posted on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 under Miscellaneous by BK
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God I love this guy! lol
“But what happens when I forget my secret knock?”
Call your friendly local knocksmith!
i lawled
Bravo.
Cleverness award.
nice one..
Well done sir
dumb….and that dude looks like a creep!
That’s retarded.
I am going to his house and using Happy Birthday to unlock his door, and then I am stealing those awesome dish towels he has on the stove. Also I will punch him in the face for looking so creepy.
right on thanks!!
Get me the pans
How do i know that not someone is standing on the other side and unlocking the door?
I was thinking the exact same thing o.O
Good luck opening your door when you’re drunk
LMFAO!! I could imagine that being frustrating as hell!
a ha lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just kick the bastard open.
sticks
This is actually kinda cool
i agree. i’d seriously buy this.
What if my neighbours just heard that knock…I KNOW LETS PROGRAM THE NEW KNOCK…BUT OF COUURSE THEY CANT HEAR THE SECOND ONE -_-
Should probably wait till they exit the hallway you douche bag. That was his point.
have a smoke and take it easy
Well i got the answer to all you problems just knock once. Noone ever does that when they knock,
if you do the secret knock backwards does it lock?
lol, doubt it, would be great if it did tho
why..
Nigga ill just hit a beat n set the lock like that, aint no1 breakin in anyway
You’re so white that it isn’t even funny.
bum chi bum chi
What happens whe u leave ur keys at home and the battery runs out on it? I think ur fucked.
then you move out of ukraina..YEY
aya tupiye amerikanse
yes i agree
Im pretty sure anything made with those Arduino circuit boards can’t be commercialized..make for some cool projects tho
I would knock his teeth out with my rock hard cock then knock his ass up.
yeah okay.
Predictable…as usual. Try NOT butt fucking someone sometime…surprise us all.
why dont you try not sucking so much cock?!
If I could reach, I ‘d probably never leave the house.
it never fails
First off…I could use a shave and a haircut. Also, this doofus is sure to get laid often when he shows the ladies his contraption. Lastly, I would love to be a neighbor and listen for the latest knock. Then, next time he leaves…knock my way in and promptly change the code. Good times.
i like the way you think doofus haha
yeah and do some random shit even u cant remember and then he’d be fucked.
how long of a knock can you have and can it be really fast say a drumline u remember from high school? that would be handy if i left my keys inside.
Doesn’t sound plausible to me. Like he said, anyone could happen to hear your “secret knock.” It would be so easy to break into your place with just a little reconnaissance. Unless, of course, you changed your knock like every day or something, but then it’d be more trouble than it’s worth.
Or you could keep it just for emergencies, like when you’ve lost your key or something. I guess that would work. But casual use has a lot of flaws.
or you can fuck it right off.and just use a key.
This asshole needs Dick Towel.
Fake.
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