“When Christian Schallert isn’t cooking, dressing, sleeping or eating, his 24 square meter (258 square feet) apartment looks like an empty cube. To use a piece of furniture, he has to build it.”
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(38 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
(38 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
IM FIRST, AND I LIKE LEGO
Havent seen him build anything yet, he just have alot of closets.
And he is gay, fucking lisp
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i second this sentiment
…or is it notion…???
third
That was awesome and hilarious at the same time. People who live in those spaces have to be so organized and ready to throw anything that isnt essential away. Watching gay guys hang out was pretty entertaining as well.
Agreed.
I am way too lazy for this motherfuckin thing.
I would never be able to think of that on my own.
I swear that guy just went to a clearance sale at IKEA.
yeah everything does look ikea-sih
Sweetest appartment ever.
Only thing that’s missing is a computer or a laptop.
And instead at the end where you see the ”black curtain” lowering down, instead of that there should be a huge long glass sliding door, the one you see in average appartments.
But the house is litteraly awesome.
Only 2 things I don’t like about it.
1. The shower, it’s basicly in the living room, so whenever you want to take a shower, you would need for whoever you have in your appartment to wait outside.
2. The TV and left side of the living room.
Very small ugly-looking table.
And the TV should maybe come down from the ceiling, that would be freaking awesome.
If he had a laptop in that appartment too and some freaking awesome internet connection = Best appartment for a 1 PERSON ONLY.
I’d rent it for around $1,800 a month if I had the chance to!
Nevermind.
1. He could use the ”dining” table that folds down to do work or whatsoever.
2. There apparently are 2 glass doors that slide in the middle to close the balcony.
I’d rent it for around $2,200.
You are gay, right?
No, I’m straight.
You’re a fucking moron, right?
Well did you notice the location.
Fag-in-the-box. How quaint. Personally, I like living in a 2500 Sq. ft. 2 story in America, where I can take a dump in the bathroom well away from the kitchen. (and, which has a sizable basement where my mom has grounded me for the past 12 years.)
Ya my couch wouldnt fit in there
that place is perfect for getting robbed.
thug breaks in, “WTF”
leaves.
$2200 a month? Wtf, you could buy a couple of full-size houses for that price in Detroit.
But then, who wants to live there…
Interviewer: What’s the max you’ve had in your apartment?
Not Gay At All Dude: Oh I’d say maybe 40 sweaty gay dudes and all 79 of their balls.
HippiesSuck: If that fluffy white blanket thing could talk. …oh the stories it would tell!
Ur gay right?
Sorry, I’m not gay and I’m not interested in you.
Gaydar?
She did seem kind of Dykey…
I wonder how much rent I could get for the trunk of my Impala?
I for one expected a apartment made of legos fuck i feel sad and shit like that
Agree.
Yeah thats right, he’s got his little nest..
Christian Schallert is clearly a homo
6:13 - is he holding a bong!? lol
*spills drink all over female guest*
Female Guest: “Oh no, I need to use your shower.”
You: “Fuck Yea”
exactly
Crap man this video was a little too long for impatient old me
the other guy looks like johnny knoxville lol
What’s up with BK being fascinated by videos like this? He already posted one of these gay vids last month.
Why does he have a dishwasher if he only has about 10 dishes?
Christian doesn’t strike me as being definitely gay, he reminds me more of a British friend of mine. The second guy in the vid though….
Props to Christian for being able to downsize his life so efficiently, and yes, the vid is a bit long.