Hey! Keep your pecker to your self!
A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car bu ...
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Just another slow day at work.
For God's sake, give this woman a contract.
Bird brain! Why doesn’t she move her fat ass?
Maybe she likes being hit by two huge peckers.
She is from Oakland.
Probably smells like fish?
Pelicans? Fuck pelicans.
Reminds me of that video of pelicans eating a whole bunch of baby ducklings…