“This is a fantastic report… FOR ME TO POOP ON!”
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(35 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)Paper shredder converts office paper into toilet paper
Posted on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 under Miscellaneous
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FIRST DOOPER!
umm you dont poop on toilet paper, it shoudve been “This is a fantastic report… FOR ME TO WIPE MY ASS WITH!”
My college professor needs this, he already wipes his ass with every bodies essays
I don’t need it to be made into rolls, I would just use the shreds
WTF? They use Cedar trees for T.P.? Next you’ll be telling me that they are hunting whales to extinction, like to keep their fish alive as long as possible WHILE they eat it, and consider monkey brains and puffer fish a delicacy.
Also: Where’s the cardboard tube? I can’t unroll that shit properly without a tube. Oh, that must be made in the Brown Goat machine… probably from used toilet paper.
I use silk for my T-roll
Jeezus… If the paper industry wasn’t planting enough trees to sustain itself, we wouldn’t have any trees left. There is absolutely no need for a machine like this.
…and that toilet paper sucks. You can see how shitty and see-through it is.
Gee, I want to be a hippy so I can spend thousands of dollars on a bigass heavy machine (made of petroleum products and steel) in order to provide myself with a limitless supply of the worst toilet paper imaginable.
what if someone forgot a staple in their handful of papers? lol
plus thats smart..yet retarded. how much power/space/and materials does it take to power and make one?
Did you see that closeup? That tp’s much too rugged for my ass.
use silk like i do..Hmmm,soft
I wipe my ass with dollar bills
If I want to make my butt bleed from toilet paper, Ill just use the walmart brand
Looks more like 60 grit sandpaper to me. No thanks.
Nice quote, too bad we wont be seeing much more of the insult comic dog until Conan signs with another network.
No thanks, i dont want paper cuts on my ass hole
i use the three sea-shells instead of toilet paper…
What a waste should of made one that makes condoms