Conan's adventure as a (mostly) Chinese food delivery man proves to be ...
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53 Responses to “Multipurpose Chinese military shovel”
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Its useless unless it can make them drive better.
China? War? With what population?
Asian Americans are bad at driving, not native Asians (since the stereotype is of domestic American origin, it must refer specifically to the Asian community within America because it would not be likely at all for the stereotype to be attempting to make an observation about driving in Asia when the experience observed by the creators of the stereotype are in America where the stereotype is originated). Get your stereotypes right.
no not asian americans asians from asia born and raised there that come here are the bad drivers buddy
Asians from Asia that come here ARE Asian Americans, buddy
fortune cookies were invented in new york now shutup .
nope, you’re wrong, asians drive terrible in asia too. I ought to know, i live there
that still does not mean that the American stereotype for Asian driving refers to anyone other than Asian Americans
Chairman Mao would be proud.
Come at me bro.
cmon nathan. take some tips.
Its made in china so its made out of lead, tin and bamboo.
That’s fine and all, but can it throw a football?
As well, since it’s made in China it’ll fall apart after the first time use.
who gives a damn
who gives a damn,
Give Bear Grylls one, and he can survive for ages with it;)
fuck that he’ll just make one from sticks
Raff Out Roud >_<
We have a shovel (entrenching tool) like this in the army…’cept we mostly used it to dig a ‘cat hole’ to take a shit in!
I hear it even make Julienne Fries too.
the Swiss got the army knife so the Chinese have the army spade..
If it could fill a beer cup from the bottom up, I’d buy one…
it can dig a hole from the bottom up
It would dig a hole from the top down fool.
Stop that at once.
someone needs to watch the beer video.
aren’t these the ones from World War Z ?
so you can get drunk and hammer some nails with that razor sharp blade you just used to climb that tree after making potatoes sliced so thin no one would ever eat them
I kept waiting for them to shave with it.
idiots. of course it won’t do its job better than a single specificied-use tool. but have fun hauling a bag full of tools instead of just 1 tool that is lighter than a full size shovel
lol at the shield part!
My dad has one of these and uses it has a handy dandy multi-purpose camping shovel! It sure is useful when you wish to have an appropriate fire pit
lololol wheres my blue box?++???+?plus++???
Ask not what you can do for your shovel but what your shovel can do for you!
Best use… Oars hands down
The real important thing here is… what the fuck is this music about? It’s a mix of NFL films and some western/mexican movie soundtrack. For China? For a Chinese Multipurpose Military Shovel?
some MacGyver shit right here
they’re digging graves for all the children they killed with the one child policy
It’s called the Etool America has the same thing. and ours was represented on a tv show by chopping of a ballistics gel human head in half.. America fuck yeah.
Its too loud.
Imagine smacking someone in the face with the Saw side.
I kept on expecting Lorne Green or John Wayne to pop out of nowhere on a horse…like that music
Yeah, because I want to cut my potatoes with a fucking shovel!!
and btw… was that Mr. Miyagi slammin a 40oz??
But does it come with a silencer?
am i the only one who wants one? where can i get one? How MUCH?? $$
What is that at 2:20? A human skull?
A regular spade shovel can do ¾’ths of these things. For everything else, there’s something called a knife. Nothing special.