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19 Responses to “Killer whales vs sea lions”
1 st yea 1st time
WTF kind of name for a killer orca whale is Bernard?? ROFL
Ya, whats worse is when inanimate objects get narrative induced personalities.
Like a lamp with feelings, or a toaster on adventures.
These nature shows are better off without naming wild animals blue collar names like Bernard and Mel.
Blue collar name? Let’s see… There’s Bernard Madoff - a slimy douche-bag, but not exactly “blue collar.” Then there’s Mel Gibson - an alcoholic actor/director, but not “blue collar” either.
Also, National Geographic probably didn’t name these normal, hard working, blue collar whales. I would assume that whoever the fuck has studied them for the past 30 years - probably a few Marine Biologists named Joe, Ted, Mack, and Bill - are the culprits.
I’d also venture a guess that “Whispering Eye” is a vain attempt at disguising what would otherwise be a very common, unimpressive name.
humanistic whale in a way
NOM NOM NOM
For when a whale just doesn’t have time to hunt there’s Pup Pockets!
a whale is like a flower, except its bigger.
What do these assholes have against bad horror flicks?
That’s impressive, killer whales rule, specially Bernard
Not only would it suck to have a two-ton whale nail you while you swim happily by the beach, but imagine the feeling of being tossed around like some half-inflated football before being devoured…
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!
Just once, I’d like to hear a “scientist” say this: “We theorize that this may be what’s happening/why they do that, but we really don’t have a fucking clue, because we’re just guessing, and we’re probably completely wrong.
love the bodyslam
they should have chris rock narrate
“look at this big black mother fucker right there! can’t a brotha swim in peace?”
Hahaha why are these mutha fuckin whales on this mutha fuckin beach