A Japanese inventor shows off his latest creation called the PENISTRON which is some sort of a sex toy that recreates the vaginal experience. He also encourages shoving a joystick up your anus and describes the experience as “sticking your penis into a vaccuum.” Japan, you are out of control!
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WTF!
Gurin Gurin
Better than the Fleshlight!
when the other guy came in they had to stop recording
That guy at the end is like “i want no part of this!”
Also, how do we know he hasn’t hidden a camera in there and the PENISTRON isn’t sedning video data to the internet?!
joystick goes WHERE!!!??!?!??!!!??!?!?!?!!11!!!!one!!!
there is no way i would stick my stick in that electromagnet contraption!!
My question is how does he know what a rael vagina feels like? seriously?
Where can I buy it?
…i use a shop-vac.
Make sure the switch is set to “Vacuum” and not “Leaf Blower”. I blew out my sack with that mistake.
wtf man who is this retard?
why dosnt he just get a girl and fuck her?
some of us are horribly disfigured and morbidly obese
hince the name muush.. for his muushy stomach and manboobs
this is from a cbc documentary about love dolls.
*love hole*
This man is a genius. He’s finally found a legitmate alternative to fucking a bitch. No more PMS, no more nagging, no more spending all your cheddar. No more need for women. This man deserves a Nobel Prize.
I’m waiting for the improved model that bakes pizzas and has a beer tap.
LOOOOOOOOOL epic just EPIC
“Aind dis sis fo wanking”
Haha, he specifically made it so it’d send your machine-humping data to the internet so everyone can see how pathetic you are.
I bet those would be hard to clean out.
Japenese, changing the way we will have sex in the future.
at least the way YOU will have sex in the future
“There are lots of people who enjoy masturbating with a vacuum cleaner.”
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!
Yes…take my word for it…it really sucks!
his designs are screwed. if he ever wants to market this in th US he’ll have to make make bigger versions of everythning
lol i bet u want the joy stick bigger
WHOA!! Now the only thing we have to figure out is what the three clam shells are for!
Way to take something simple and make it complicated…
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I use a cow milker. The only problem is that it doesn’t shut off until it gets 8 quarts…
HA
Wow…this is bullshit. The fleshlight is already out and making a killing. Who does this jokester think he is lol