CCTV footage shows An Australian teenager coming within inches of getting hit by a high speed train.
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He wasn’t very comfortable when he stood up
well he still had diarrhea exiting his butthole
yeah, the train twisted his foot… must’ve been nasty
what a phag
kid’s a beast. nuff said
No, instead of waiting just a few seconds, he decided to risk himself into injuries that would make him wait months for recovery.
Injuries? …more like DEATH
EDDY!!!!!!
Clearly he was being chased by a T 500.
If his criminal ancestors had been that good at running, he probably wouldn’t be living in Australia.
Your comment is literally the essence of win.
Jason Bourne has escaped again.
Nice.
lolwut
God dammit, why didnt he die, his stupid genes still have a chance to make it into evolution pool =(