Actually, the diameter of the moon is 2,158 miles, but God obviously likes rounding up… and measures in miles.
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Posted on Thursday, June 5th, 2008 under Miscellaneous
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pfff
LIES!
RELIGION IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MIND CONTROLING AND LIMITING THINGS MAN HAS CREATED TO KEEP average people IN CHECK.
Well, I’m a believer now.
AHAHAHAHA Venomfangx is the biggest loser/retard this planet has ever seen, relying on biblical (unproven) facts to built his arguments made up of sophisms and logical fallacies.
HOW TO PROVE GOD EXISTS IN ONE SENTENCE:
Rabbits have tails.
I HAVE JUST PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GOD IN ONE SENTENCE!
Now if only they can finally prove to my friends that Great Space Narwhale exists, stage 4 of my plan to enslave a race will be complete.
Clearly this proves god because everything in the bible is completely correct without error of any kind. -_-
And don’t you love how the one on youtube has comments and ratings disabled now that a bunch of believers got to it first and rated it 5 stars and gave mostly positive comments.
ok…..so the math here is that…they walked around in a circle 6 times
and a circle is 360 degrees
what does degrees have to do with miles?
….i’m 6 feet tall…and if turn around…in a circle…..thats 360 degrees…..hence 6×360=miles of the diameter (not circumference of the moon…which would be logical since its a circle and not a flat object)
ps….im really drunk…so that didn’t make a ton of sense
lame…
FUCK UR FAITH!
who gives a shit
Morons: it was a joke.
The moon is 2158.643521831338 miles wide. Nice rounding up you religious moron.
well this is just a small example of the greatness of God. all nonebelievers are welcome try and explain it in a ‘logical’ way.
I’m a believer and that made no fucking sense at all.
I shit out of my ass
this proves that God exists
Well job, a nautical mile is one minute (1/60th of a degree) of arc along a meridian at the earth’s surface, so that’s where degrees come into it.
And the Romans invented the mile, not the english. The english only passed a law standardizing what the length of 1 mile should be.
So I really don’t see this as a “small example of the greatness of God” so much as an example of somebody using incorrect “facts” to try to proving their point.
wow, so we are all related to the same two people who were magically created by a dude who decided that after all that work it took to make earth in 6days to rest one is really all real. AHHHH i dont know what i should logically believe anymore, scientist who have studied phenomenons to make it believable or a religious corrupt controlling cult who creates wild exadgerations very looslely based on a somewhat possible truth.
I think it was a lucky guess… and fake =-P lol jk
Who gives a shit if god existed?
He sure as hell is not doing shit for us now. He’s probably laughing his fucking ass off at how everything turned out.
So much for being superior beings =-P
How to prove god DOESN’T exist in six letters and one tiny dot (which represents the diameter of your brain): noob.us
An answer for Shaostoul why god isn’t doing things for us now and i’m not a christian nut just an intelligent guy.
Answer - Giving his only son was the most benevolent act God could do. Now humans have to believe until the 2nd coming of christ and judgement day. Thats why there is no more interferance in the world.
short answer: LOL
Long answer : theres no proof in this rather laughable piece of twadle, you might aswell measure the left and right testicle of George W. Bush and turn it into proof of something divine. Im actually waiting for some loon from bible belt to try to pull that off. their trackrecord in ability to think is … ahem.. on a class of completely their own.
Blasphemy - I am god! - duh….stupid video.
omg that sooo made me want pancakes
Silly re: So, how about kilometers?
Serious re: Utter bullshit. I have 12 nipple-hairs, and the year has 12 months. I AM GOD. Same thing.
heroes: it sounds like your a christian nut because an intelligent guy would never answer any question with “giving his only son was the most benevolent thing God could do” or talk about a 2nd coming of jesus. an intelligent person would understand the perspective that GOD is not a man nor an image of one. It is an inconceivable energy that unites galaxies to molecules. Yes God has infinite power but its not one that can be translated into our current brainwashed understanding. Intelligent people who use the bible to answer unanswered question are people who continue the idiotic traditions that has enslaved and murdered millions And destroyed the truth of human history. In other words your a dumbass and that was a dumbass “answer”
God pwns you. This video is crap though. Obviously the bible has faults. It was pieced together from old letters mostly written by people who were not scholars. You have to take it with a grain of salt.
The cake is a lie
and so is god
GOD can toss my salad!
Why can’t God just have another son? Surely with that much power he could conjure up another one somewhere.
MAMADAS
that proves absolutely nothing what so ever. i feel like ive wasted more of my life watching that
Wow, there’s a lot of dumb people here, saying that faith does nothing, and that it’s all false. Where would our world be without faith, and the morals taught by it? Not believing in faith is just pure ignorance, my friends.
never said faith was bad just the bullshit that they tell you to believe. we are civilized and conscious enough to make rightful choices we dont need some child molesting priest to tell us that. Laws were suppose to be invented for that reason.
Looks liek some of you need god in your lifes because your all pathetic bitches that won’t accept the truth you search and search for somthing your oviously are never gonna find get a life and god you cunts.
37. Josh.
I actually welcome god to give me a personal whoop-ass any given moment of any given day.
BRING IT ON!
15. ofc it was but theres nothing better or more efficient than to turn it into a troll of your own .. whatever
sounds like josh needs to go back to church and get molested again
Interesting, the Bible has all kinds of true facts in it, it was also writen that the world was round and that alot of losers wouldn’t believe in it, refering to them as goats.
God can fuck me in the ear any day
that proves nothing. its all total bs. where is your hard proof. not something you read in a book. i could write a book saying i have a 10inch penis, wait a long time to let people read it..ohh say 3400 years, but that will not change the fact that it is only really 7inches. stupid holy rollers believe anything people tell them.
This video is retarded, very true. it also is a terrible representation of what religious people believe and how they think. I also feel terrible for some people on here that are denying god b/c of some asshole religious leaders and asshole video makers
I used to an avid christian until I tried thinking for myself.
Someone explain this:
If God is omnipotent (all powerful-he can do any and everything)…. can he tell a lie?
No because that would be sin and God is sinless, he is perfection, that is why (theoretically) he belongs in Heaven and we dont. We have to have him to get there. The Bible says that tons of times. Go check it out.
So there is one power man has that God doesnt. The power of sin.
There is much more where that came from as well.
ha.. my cousin had a dream.. the entire earth was on fire, and every one was hangin up side down on a crosses.. row by row still alive, and they were all screaming “this is only a dream! this is only a dream!”
no one knew believed in hell.. or believed in god… i don’t know man.. sounds possible..or this joint is making me paranoid 0_0
I find it entertaining that humans have spent the better part of the last 2000 years arguing and slaughtering each other wholesale over the details of a belief system whose basic premise is that we’d all be a lot better off if we were just a little bit nicer to each other.
wow. just wow. so many angles of disinformation and malformed ideas of truth. Just more pukey bible babble from sheeple.
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Actually, they didn’t march around Jerhico only six times. There was a whole other day of marching. Yay for Google.
Direct Quote:
The LORD said to Joshua, “See, I have given Jericho, its King and its mighty warriors, into your hand. All your men of war shall march around about the city once on each of six days with the ark going before and seven priests with seven trumpets of rams’ horns marching ahead of the ark. The seventh day you will march around the city seven times, and the priests shall blow the trumpets.
After the seventh circuit, when they make a long blast with the ram’s horn, all the people shall shout with a great shout and the wall of the city will fall down flat, and your soldiers shall advance into the city straight before him.
Joshua called the priests, and said to them, “Take up the ark of the covenant, and let seven priests carry seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD.” And he said to the people, “March around the city before the ark of the LORD.”
Why didn’t they just make a giant wooden rabbit & hide inside, like they did in that Monty Python movie? It would have been a lot quicker and easier than all of that marching & horn blowing and ark carrying business.
If this nonsense “proved” anything, it would only be the OLD testament: Jews-1; Christian nincompoops-0.
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lol…
its really funny cos its like saying
Tv doesnt exist because i dont no how it works and i cant be stuffed to no how it works.
thats wat all u guys r like, the only reason u hate christians is because u cant be stuffed 2 no about Jesus…
and if u say its fake, prove it dont just go around saying thats fake cos i dont like it.!!!
I BELIEVE IN GOD!
i will show u how…
99.9% of non christians r nubs who either dont belive in god or jesus because…
-they cant be bothered
-they think god will interfear with their lifestyle
-they just r angry at god
the other 0.1 percent r forensic scientists who try and prove that god doesn’t exist…They all failed…
and guess wat, more than half of them ended up becoming Christian.
I hope u can comment back so i can own u again…bye!
Now..i have a question…
How is it that the worlds top scientists have been trying to dicover how life began for 1000’s of years and havent found out the answer yet?
they came up with this…
about 2000000000 years ago there was water (they dont say how that got there) in the water it was just the right temperature at the split second when a couple of electrons morphed with some neutrons. Just at that moment, lightning struck the water just where this morfing happened. (lightning always strikes the highest ground).
then there was life…
but guess wat???
they have 2 have a reproducing organ!!!
as well as this
they neede another little life form 2 breed with!!!
this is all simplified…
now u no y most of the top scientists in the world became christians…because it is otherwise immpossible
I find it funny that so many people bash God and Jesus Christ and the bible and consider it “religion”. To them this means, “fuck religion along with what it entails”? Why not say fuck religion and believe in God and the son who died for your sins? What do you have to lose in having faith and belief in that? What percent of your intellect would diminish had you the smallest faith in your creator? Fact of the matter is, why don’t you entertain the idea of having this belief for a few seconds… Believe in God and a savior for a minute and wonder what exactly has changed? Live by the rules, not “religion”. Obviously religion has been given a horrible name by many so I like to think of myself as someone who pays more attention to the values that were sent down to us from God and understand and follow them. What do you get when you don’t have belief? You get fucked… and even that notion saddens God and Jesus Christ. But what has to be done, has to be done. Just like you all know and abide by yourselves. Which path sounds better to you? I like my safety net. I rather live believing in all this than bathe in a fiery lake, wouldn’t you?
christianity is fake! the true god is a flying jelly monster from mars! you want proof of this? sure! look around you, earth here isnt it? see im right i even wrote a book on him called the bibel, and if you dont beleive in him youll go to jelly hell! see christianity is fake, but jelly monsters have proof!!!! now im off to spread the good word on my flying donkey called jahova
christianity is fake! the true god is a flying jelly monster from mars! you want proof of this? sure! look around you, earth here isnt it? see im right i even wrote a book on him called the bibel, and if you dont beleive in him youll go to jelly hell! see christianity is fake, but jelly monsters have proof!!!! now im off to spread the good word on my flying donkey called jahova
adrainfromnz, u can come message me whenever u want..i wont hit ya like ur mother…
anyhow…i got a question 4 u…have u actually looked into the matter???
or r just saying that cos u cant be stuffed…
its impossible 2 completly convert some ppl..u no y?
its like this…
some random ppl dont believe that man walked on the moon.they just dont believe it.
there r video tapes, real ppl alive who can give their word, moon rocks, but they will still say man hasnt walked on the moon.
they have made up their mind and cant be changed
comon athiests…u can prove it me wrong!!
comon athiests u can prove that god doesnt exsist…as long as
-it actually makes sense
-u dont say “because i dont believe it!”
-ur not menatlly retarded
comon athiests u can prove that god doesnt exsist…as long as
-it actually makes sense
-u dont say “because i dont believe it!”
-ur not menatlly retarded
lol every1 has shut up now i have spoken that god exists,…
i hope there is som1 here that has a shred of proof
sigh..waiting
this is funny…jamie owns
i personally am a christian..and i think jamie has silenced u all lol
Fuck your god.
LHC.
Thats why your god can’t exist.
The Bible, is nothing but a well written story used to keep people afraid of what they do not know.
I like the whole science idea.
Lets see if your God, has any proof of existing.
If he does, I want to see him show it.
Not one of his fucked up brainwashed morons we call Christians.
“jpnigga says:
June 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
RELIGION IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MIND CONTROLING AND LIMITING THINGS MAN HAS CREATED TO KEEP average people IN CHECK.”
I agree.
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ok think of it this way..
if i said ill give u a chocol8 bar after a infin8 amount of time..would u get the choc bar??
..no
so i ask u..was there an infini8 amount of time b4 now?
think about this..
so if there wasnt infin8 amount of time b4 now..where would the matter b.. in a place with no time.. (which cant happen)
so….time and matter was created all at once at som time ago..it wasnt infin8..like athiests say..
all athiests..try and escape from this 1.. i cornered u “)