Tete climbs up a 40 meter (130 feet) tree using vines, balances on a branch and endures being stung by an angry swarm of bees to gather some honey for his family.
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Rednecks are okay aswell. lets throw a party. hippies and rednecks together!
I will not be attending.
Might you have room for an ol’ prospector?
Holy shit thats high up there.
And then they learned about the walmart a mile up the road.
ZING
In Oakland…….father goes out to mailbox in his public housing projects to get his welfare check to feed his family.
ROFL
haha yeah being in oakland is as dangerous as this
how the hell did the camerman do that too
lol I was thinking that same thing the whole time.
2nded. I guess it’s not THAT hard to get up there =P
He used a ladder. Said “FUCK YOU TETE!!!”
you actually made me lol
1 internet for you
Omg I don’t know what i’m going to do with all these internets!!
Awesome
fake….
fake ur a fukin dummy
are you retarded or something?
You two, sirs, have just been fertilized by Rick.
I brought some honey home from the store once, and it didn’t have any bees on it…but, I didn’t get any respect.
It’s gotta have the fuckin bees on it!!
How did he know there was honey 130 up a tree INSIDE of a branch?
FAKE!!
maybe the sound of a 1000 bees u thick piece of shit
Awww Snap!
whoop whoop
Well, maybe because he follows the bees??
Its men like this that I wish I had in my tribe.
A tribe without a Tete isn’t a tribe at all
Well it is a tribe but they aint got no honey
Amazing, we take for granted so many things in our lives. Be gratful for what you have.
Thankful? To who? Fuck being thankful. For every bit you get, give something in return. Forget the feelings of it all. ACTION
If u had to climb a tree like that to get honey I don’t think u would have the internets
Why the fuck don’t they harvest honey like a real civilization? Instead of just raping and plundering from bees. Like 2000 fuckin years of this and they still haven’t figured it out.
I got stung by a bee once. They can keep their damn honey…
Rofl, seconded.
LIKE A BOSS.
He stole…
Dude Ive been using your name in texts this whole last week - fuken genius
- Respect,
Mike Hunt
When you say you first and last name real fast, it sounds kind of dirty…
Copy My Name Much?
P.S. Pineapples are cool!
Alright edumacation at its best. You’re welcome.
wait… you americans don’t do it this way?
Getting honey in America is hard too! First you have to use gas in the car and that is expensive, then you have to brave the dangerous roads full of woman drivers and possibly even asians.
Don’t forget you actually have to obey traffic signals! Scary!
That’s not even half of it!
Then you have to go to the store and go through those crazy sliding trap doors only to find millions of everything in the world. When you finally work your way through the maze of everything in the world you finally find the honey that doesn’t even have bees on it (what kind of shit is that?) After that you have to go to the beeping moving counter of doom, back through the crazy trap doors, drive back home through the women and Asians and realize only Tete could open the damn thing it’s so tight, then bust it open with your knee, lick the honey and glass out of your knee and cry because you realize you’ll never be as good as Tete!
Ay ay c’mon now. It’s da fuckin damn chinese dat give us asians a bad name. They got now fuckin stop sign in their streets Ok
Woman driver, no survivor…
No survivors? Then where do the stories come from?
the women
LOL nice
how about the people who clean up the brains and shit off of the street.
If these people need the honey so much to survive, why don’t they build an apiary?
I call foul on the BBC’s over-hyping of the tribe’s need for honey.
This practice almost exclusively a way for the husbands and dads to show their large balls off to their families and tribes (literally and figuratively). It has very little to do with nutrition. They’re in the jungle for crying out loud. Food is everywhere. Daddy’s simply harvesting candy for the family.
Have you watched the whole episode. I haven’t, and I shall assume you haven’t either. Building this apiary you speak so fondly off would be a feat of a farming society not hunter- gatherers. Since the video did not state if these were hunter-gatherers or farmers I really do not think we are in a position to call foul.
Second, it’s a jungle and indeed food is everywhere. However it is not a supermarket it just so happens that some food is harder to come by… in comes the honey!
Have you watched the whole episode. I haven’t, and I shall assume you haven’t either. Building this apiary you speak so fondly off would be a feat of a farming society not hunter- gatherers. Since the video did not state if these were hunter-gatherers or farmers I really do not think we are in a position to call foul.
Second, it’s a jungle and indeed food is everywhere. However it is not a supermarket and it just so happens that some food is harder to come by than others… in comes the honey!
Double post fail.
My main point is that honey is not needed for survival. It’s really just a display of balls.
how do you know that they don’t need honey for survival, the narrator says that there aren’t very many sources of sugar for these people, so that probably means that yes to these people honey is needed for survival
Maybe there are few sources of sugar. I just don’t think a jungle is lacking in fruit and whatnot.
…and unless the tribe suffers from diabetes, they don’t actually need sugar to survive. Read up on it.
And who wouldn’t risk their life for a MILF like Mrs. Tete?
hells yeah
Oh yeah…Tete’s getting laid tonight…
That’s hot.
and now he gets to climb back down the tree with the bees still stinging him..
The mother obviously haven’t looked at her kids if she says they aren’t scared for him. Thats fucking fear in their eyes.
Perhaps he actually endured the 1000 Bee stings, than deal with his wife’s constant nagging and demands for honey and death stares, like the obvious high maintainence Tribal Diva that she is!
Yes he may have balls of steel, but Tribal Wifey has a claw like grip wrapped around them, the second he disobeys her………….
fucking awesome. & for the first time im not reading any attempts at taking away from the awesomeness. well except for comments 19 & 20 since, i mean.. they were right there and all.
Thats right Shitballs, i was right there, i was the one having to endure holding the heavy camera while being attacked also by Bees (in the cut scenes u actually get to see me throwing the camera around in an attempt to fend off the little bastards). And not once did he think to share his honey with me. So yeah am slightly peeved
Bullshit you were the Camera Guy, you little fuckin’ liar.
Well fuck me! i didn’t know you were there as well! Next time i am trying to fend off angry bee’s you better help me you little ass hole!
Otherwise u might be wearing my camera (covered in bee’s) up your arse!
And i’m not little, im bout 300lbs of shear bulk, and had to be winched up to the top of the tree mother fucker!
what the fuck is that my shorts? FUCK YOU TETE
Nice video. His love of his family put all of us westerners to shame.
That’s pretty manly but, were they eating the bees with the honey?
Tete is the best. After watching this video I was motivated to come up from the basement and climb the big tree in my back yard. When I got to the top, though, all I could find was a pine cone…
I’m actually surprised that the bees didn’t go for his eyes.
Amazon bees are kind of dumb. American bees would have conquered Tete in a matter of seconds…
thank you for telling us. I mean its not often you hear from a Bee expert these days.
Badass.
THE HIVE CLUSTER IS UNDER ATTACK!
roflmao
this made me lol nice!
The Groupon folks need to make an ad from this. Cut over to a honey jar 50% off coupon, LOL!
bet she ate a couple of those bees with that honey. ha.
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