Somewhere out there, Darwin is cursing the name of the train conductor.
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(32 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Drunk woman survives near hit with subway train
Posted on Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 under Miscellaneous
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Or more likely, she will do something similar again and not be so lucky.
We can only hope it will be as well recorded.
retards
dumb ass…
Imagine if all those people had seen her get hit. The local therapist would be a millionaire right now
it would be a better vid.
Sticks
stones
how the hell is this a near miss. a near miss is a hit and this is a near hit
You are right. Fixed, thanks.
whoa, I didn’t know the mod regularly read these posts
I think you should be punished for your error!
Where did I go wrong?!?! =(
inside your vagina
what are you guys talking about
Help me, I’m dying.. Withering away to nothing…
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No, BK you are right, at the control tower at the airport they would call two plains that almost hit a ” near miss”. It means that it was close to a hit but was avoided.
You got that from George Carlin talking about air planes, busted!
I was about to point that out
Actually a near miss is an accident or collision that is narrowly avoided, or a Very, very close. Nearly a hit, but a miss, nonetheless. or An unplanned event which has potential for: > causing serious injury or serious harm to contractors, their employees, or members of the public …
near: almost, close, in the proximity of
miss: avoid, dodge
hit: collide, contact, impact
near+miss: almost avoid, close to dodging
near+hit: almost colliding, almost impacting
you: dead wrong, but still alive nonetheless, thus, go kill yourself
buy a dictionary
did she died?
died did she?
she died did?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
ROFL
thank you george
why is this video filmed by a t-800?
I’m smelly
So close… She probably wouldn’t have survived if it was a Japanese train.
fuck me they kill any thing.
SELF AWARENESS LADY!
Follow up story 2 months later will be the drunk lady settling her lawsuit with the city for $2,000,000 for failure to prevent her fall and subsequent mental anguish.
thank god.
Maybe next time
Fuck all of you!!!!!
Ooo get her.
Yeah, was she wasted or something? Stupidity.
The only rule is, no touching of the hair or face. That is all.
Although the title is currently correct, i thought i would clarify for everybody here.
Come on you guys, it’s a wikipedia entry for fuck sakes.
“A near miss is an unplanned event that did not result in injury, illness, or damage - but had the potential to do so. Only a fortunate break in the chain of events prevented an injury, fatality or damage. Although human error is commonly an initiating event, a faulty process or system invariably permits or compounds the harm, and should be the focus of improvement. Other familiar terms for these events is a “close call”, or in the case of moving objects, “near collision”. The often misunderstood phrase is so-called to stress that not only had things gone remotely off course towards danger, but they had actually only “barely missed” catastrophe. For instance, commercial airliners are considered dangerously close if they are one mile apart. If they pass at a quarter mile apart or less, this is a “near miss” because they were extraordinarily near each other when they missed collision.”
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fuck me lad. Now i need a smoke.
Wikipedia is always wrong, everyone knows that.
The word never new.
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