omg, watch what the male turtle does when she refuses to give it to him.
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(377 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)Turtle rape caught on tape
Posted on Sunday, October 1st, 2006 under Humor
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I feel diRTY
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Oh my x.x
What you don’t know is that the other turtle is male too. Poor guy. It’s like watching a prison scene on HBO.
lollerberries!
This is sick. real sick video.
Those are tortises dumbass.
OMFG roflmao i had so many flash backs…
Those are tortoises, not turtles.
There should have been “Smack My Bitch Up” playing in the background.
I wanna see part II! Where he gives her a facial and bitchslaps the ho.
They’re toirtoises, not turtles
LOL, nice clip.. Caught me by surprise!
This leaves us with a question….
Why did Turtle did it on the road ?
haha this is too damn funny
ahahahaha omfg i love the end! hahahaha kinda turns me on
Oh my. I didnt know turtles COULD moan. its scary. i feel bad for the little boy turtle… it proves that every species has a michal jackson….
Nothing like “Hot Turtle Lovin’” in the out doors!
Get ‘er done boy!
She’s just playin’ hard to get or she has a headache from all that ramming!
Evidently he didn’t get the memo about buying a lady dinner first…
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Wow, this is the same exact thing I do with my girlfriend!
omg…that’s horrible…ALL MEN are the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 aghhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Ha ha ha…violent pornography
This clip made possible through a grant given by the Clinton administration
for all of you who are turned on by turtle porn, get a life.
damn that was freaken hard to watch…and he was moaning to…i feel dirty
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I call that hardcore porn.
That tortoise on the top probably saw too many Rocco Sifredi movies.
Man, that’s…he…it’s not something you see everyday is it? o.0
No pain, no gain. Turtle meat has five different tastes.
I caem
lol man!!!
supeeerr
whats up
lmfao!!! I never ever comprehended that a turtle could attack, molest, rape, be gay, moan, and have sex for pleasure!!
You peepul shood lern how 2 spel.
are those noises really the turtle?
Truttle love is beyond fire. Its’sslow!
maybe these are the 2 turtles on Noah’s Ark. Time is up!
That tortoise chick is a well known prick tease and a total slut. The whore had it coming.
OMG. i love turtles.! WHY ! this is soo wrong hhahaahha
Thats the good shit right there.
I taught him everything he knows. now leave my bitch alone.
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*smacks forhead w/ foot and shakes head in shame*
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im sorry but that is funny!!
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I love part two, when he t bags her and then pushes her into on comming traffic…..
Omg that is too funny!
I love the Google Ad’s under the movie : Domestic Violence Lawyers.
@laughing
lol, domestic violence lawyers. Good find
OMFG!!!! THAT TURTLE WAS CHEATING ON ME
I didn’t know they made noises…
this is retarted ………………………….seriously..
It just proves that all men, no matter what species, are all the same!
A voyeuristic journey into turto-erotic hardshell porn. Inspiring.
I’m horny
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that’s perfectly normal tortoise behavior. Big deal. She’s not refusing him, he does that to show her hey I’m worth having your next bath of babies with, let me show you how strong I am babe.
DISGUSTING!!
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Wow…. My eyes will have that image scarred in them for the rest of my life…
but all together. I approve (b^_^)b
lol
lmfao!!! thats so funny
LOL!!! THats awsome!
why didst the turtle crosses the road.. lol
No means no lizard lips!
jesus didnt die for your sins trust jehovah from the one who will help put you away for life
help them
that gave me huge wood.
Reminds me of my ex boyfriend..lol
Sloober, Dave, and anybody else I didn’t see:
It’s spelled TORTOISE — not tortise or toirtoise, or whatever you guys put down…! (Sorry, that’s the English major in me…!)
can anything more be said??? gay, rape, molestation, brutalization, aggressive behavior, hate crimes, terrorism, blasphemy, treason, conspiracy to commit genocide, AND shooting JFK??? that turtle did it all
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FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
my LORD that was funny!
okay i think its just somethin’ normal. what do people do when thei want babies?? & i have 2 turtles at home and i have never seen when they ËfuckË but thei are in good relationships if i can say. so dont play that this is like somethin weeery funny cuz u just prove that ure stupid. turtle (tortoise) greets from slovenia.
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was that shit real? i feel disgusted that aint even right–feel like i need to call 911 or something!
that was a force rape on the street lol, it must be destiny for the turtoise to rape the other turtoise hahah
I can hear him now…”Come on honey, look like you’re into it, don’t just lie there…they’re filming us here, don’t make me look bad”
Those turtles look remarkably like tortoises to me!
turtle porn… bondage XD
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That is the most dirtiest shit ever. How do you all not know that that is PROBABLY the way that they mate.
IDIOTS!!!!
stupid video!
omg thats so weird i have never seen a turtle screaming or making a sound ohh my!
and they say romance is over.lol
For all you gehuises who think you know…these are …TURTLES>>>>they are “Box turtles …or commonly known as the gopher turtle…not tortoises
i agree with morons.
but thats fukked up
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We had a male and female Desert tortoises, and The male would to the same thing to the female including bite her on the legs and ram into her… Its just their mating dance… The male actually used to be very cool and come up ad want his neck scratched until we got the female.. then anything that stepped into the backyard was on his territory and go attacked. He would even open our sliding back door so he could come in and attack our table (still dont know what the table did to him) hehe
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I saw that once, the turtle does it to get the female into the right position, as well as getting her ready. A little s&m can help.
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Thats what I thought Im going knee deep in that ass miss turtle
Thats what I thought Im going knee deep in that ass miss turtle
just like my two tortoises which these are he screams like a banshee
o.m.a
fcking hilarious
xD