For being Jesus lovers, they sure don’t talk very Jesus-like.
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This is what happens when your Xbox gamertag is “Jesus Died LOL”
Posted on Friday, October 9th, 2009 under Humor by BK
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IS DIS SUM CHRISTIAN MAGIC LOL
1:44 lolol his laugh is awesome.
the jews wrewened jesus life
Jesus was jewish so he “wrewened” his own life?
I’m kind of turned on by you
me too. Lets find gay kid
I love when the spirit of Jesus brings people together
Me too. I thought I left my mark here. I suppose not. Who’d like to rub themselves against my bark?
ooh! pick me! pick me!
me
I can’t see a problem with the name. The only thing I think is weird is that Jesus takes 2 days to re spawn.
haha omg that was funny
Good one Helen Killer Died LOL
I’m Catholic, & that’s funny shit.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
BUAHAHAHAHHA
nice
Laugh it up, and tell me how HELL feels one day.
^ Sheesh, what crawled up your fanny, asshole?
hahaha weenie
haha fucking funny!!
hahahahahahahahaha
lmfao, so much win
Wow all I can say is WIN
Jesus died, than was resurrected right?
So is Jesus A: A zombie.
Or B: A MMO player with a Soul Stone of resurrection?
a zombie
hes neither hes a jew
so jews are automatically imbued with the power of ressurection?
Jews are a priest only race and they can self rez.
ya but since they betrayed jesus they have to wait 5 extra seconds to come back to life
actually the romans killed jesus, blamed the jews, then much later decided to praise the man they killed in order to control the world.
@ 00:51
“Yea, dude, your gamer tag’s pretty cool.”
LOL!!
Anyone else think more than half of those people are closet homos?
90% of the people from the south suck cock.
black people are against gay marriage
I must be 1 of the 10% that donkey punched your mom then
i agree with you fucking douche bags go to hell
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING THEY ARE ALL FUCKING GAY
SAUCe
Jesus Died? LOL
Jesus Died? LOL!
Jeebuz dieyed lullz.
no can hav cheeseburgerz
the best way to pickup retards
Did anyone else notice all the southern accents? I didn’t know they had internet in the bible belt.
Ha ha. I live in the south, and don’t act a thing like that, but damn. That stereotype is mostly true. People down here can be morons. Just not as much as everyone thinks.
I live in the south, so the accents are normal to me, but all I kept hearing is a lot of high pitched voices, but that’s anyone who plays xbox a lot.
I’m a Christian, but this isn’t that offensive. I see worse than that on a t-shirt everyday. I mean, at least he is admitting Jesus died.
Wow, this explains so much about Magnum .55.
I told you that Christians are hypocrites… well. I’ve told everyone that.
I love how they are calling him a jew trying to insult him and jesus was in fact jewish.
haha yh i just realised that just aswell they are southern so insulting themselves is a second nature
i thought jesus was dead not jewish
fucking homo jew faggot go suck sum cock i’m gonna kill you fucker boom boom ur ded
my favorite was “jesus did die.” yes, he did.
“Yeah, but he died for you.”
That was the best XD
jesus was a gay prostitute lol
jesus loves anal lol
ooohh now i know how he died
lol
XBOX = Jesus *think about it!
Anti-Christ? Maybe so, too.
And, I simply love it when sinners are also self-employed as judges.
Conclusion: XBOX = HALO = JESUS DIED = Anti-Christ
“He’s not dead retard” shut the fuck up kid, he is dead.
no he’s not, hes over 2000 years old, and still going strong, oh and the holes in his hands and feet are just flesh wounds, and when he appeared to die on the cross, he was just taking a nap…yeah
right on
proving only rednecks play halo
ya that is true(im not a redneck)
hey im asian! D:
I play Halo a lot and i hearthe same or worse things said all the time. It doesnt matter, if his gamer tag was “jesus soldier” or something positive he would have more material than this with random players telling him he wants to do Jesus in the butt. anonemity+preteen boys+competitive online game= this video, eventually, no matter the gamer tag.
Jesus didn’t die? My ass. Even the Bible said he died, was reborn, died again. BITCH PLEASE.
Yeah, he’s a Zombie.
I HAVE PROOF JESUS IS A ZOMBIE!!!
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/zombie_costume.htm
He didn’t die twice you idiot wat the hell ahahaha
He didn’t die twice? So you are insinuating that he came back to life and then never died again? That is some really clever working out right there, I take it your Mexican.
wait the only time i heard of him dying is on the cross wut other time r u talking about
He didnt die because HE WASNT REAL
im so with u on that
Jesus was definitely real, Son of God or not. That’s a historical fact.
There is no concrete, or even substantial evidence that yeshua of nazareth “the annointed one” or “the christ” actually existed in more than just a folk lore sense. None. Not that it changes anybody or their faith in it actually happening, but there is also no evidence or “the flood” or a location of eden, or the devil, or Moses, or Zeus, or Krishna, or Thor, or Quetzacoatl, or Isis, or Izanagi, or “The cat that walked by himself and all places are alike to him.” In fact, the evidence is pretty clearly layed out in the documentaries such as “Nova: The Bibles Buried Secrets” and “The God Who Wasn’t There”. Both of these are worth watching. As well as “Judgement Day: Intelligent design” and both series of “The Atheism Diaries” and “The Power of Myth”…. though if you want a more sarcastic or sardonic take on it,watch “Religulous” or listen to Lewis Blacks’ “Me of Little Faith.” These should keep people busy for awhile, and aside from that it’s good learnin y’all.
Rofl
Not saying he never existed, btw. Just saying there is no evidence. And if he did exist, he would have been kinda cool to meet. Though I am sure he’d be rather pissed off at how the church took a bunch of his teachings out of the bible, and how the misrepresent him all the time. And how the people who call themselves christian and wear a depiction of his worst moment on their neck (very creepy, by the way) actually do a disservice to his name by preaching hate, and saying people should die or go to hell for any reason. Learn your own religion before you start preaching at me, people. I’m not christian, but it seems I know more about the faith, and it’s history, and the practices people have had over the centuries, than most people who claim the title “Christian”
I am amused. Also befuddled, annoyed, afraid, unsettled, angered, saddened, discouraged, and strangely empowered by the thought. Mostly amused though.
long comments give me headaches! no need for such madness..
comment tunnel??
ya its not like anybody reads those damn storys **comment tunnel!!**
man, i don’t know who to be more pissed off at, the so-called christians, or the Jesus died guy…
Jesus preached acceptance of all (err…kinda died for peoples’ sins in order to accept them all). Why hate either the funny tag guy or the post-pub. teens? Seriously, that was totally funny! Christians that threaten to kill someone because they’re different…doesn’t sound very Christian to me. Laughed my “faggoty” balls off watching this video!
long comments i hate but true this is. strong the power is in you
be mad at urself its ur fault he died lol
“Jesus died because God ate him”
That guy was win
haha ya
its just a fucking gamertag why is everyone making such a fucking big deal about it? what if his gamertag read SLAP A HO! would you find it offensive some would some not some would find it funny and others dont care. also im tired of hearing those prepubecent dumbasses trying to talk shit, find them in real life they aint so tough
I laughed hard at that.
Some people really loved that Cosmic Jewish Zombie.
His game tag offends me.
He’s spanish
well, jesus DID die LOL
We are all going to hell……Especially all the people who laughed.
Adrian….you still up for my offer?
at least ill be with my friends..and u didnt really have to emphasize that the people who laughed were going to hell since u already said that everyone was going to hell
jesus died cuz god ate him … hahahahaha
1:05
“why LOL
more like sad face”
xD
lol and the way he said it i thought it was pronounce “l-o-l”
jesus is not dead, are you gay?
Jesus Died LOL… end o story. =-)
Jesus is a bitch.
No your a bitch for sayin that lmfao
Jesus died? LOL!
Its fucking Spanish pricks!
at 0:43 y did the muslim dude care if he believed in jesus lol
haha this is great
1:44-”jesus died lol….holy shit thats awsome” fucking hilarious
ima change my gamertag to jesus diedLMFAO lol
LOL
I fucking hate internet tough-guy-ism. And Christianity. And people with no damn sense of humour who go on XBL to be little bitches to everyone.
Dude you need to sit down and read the bible and learn about how amazing he was. If you do that i guarentee you would change your name on the spot.
Somehow I doubt this.
loltrue
Hahaha. Taking 2000 year old fictional books a little seriously, aren’t we?
Personally I think Superman is my lord and savior. Seriously, how is believing in Superman any crazier than believing some in some guy that has super powers and is the son of an all powerful universe creator?
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LOL NICE VIDEO
Please leave my son alone, I’ve had to put up with him for nearly 2000 years now thanks to you lot
BTW, respect to all those who stood up for my son. I love how you feel you have to stand up for me, even though I am the creator of the Universe, thx.
P.S. apologies for the grammar in that last post. Even the creator of the universe makes misteaks occasionally
Hello, Jesus was a brown-boy. He ain’t no cracker white.
How come Americans are so fucking stupid? Really?
How come Europeons are so fucking stupid? Really?
this shows you the sheer number of fags that play halo
Awesome, I hate christians.
Jesus Died LOL… Be my friend!!!
Religion? LOL
now thats is some awsome shit
=( MY LORD AND SAVIOR MASTER CHIEF HAS DIED D:!