All schools should have this on their answering machine.
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(85 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)This is a REAL high school answering machine
Posted on Monday, October 5th, 2009 under Humor
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LOL
Win.
i agree with gay kid for once
thos parents got pwned hahahaha
THIRD! *yaay*
Wow, so the world is finally growing a pair, ha? I approve of this message and laugh at those who can’t manage to even manage to wake up, let alone manage to complete their work. I can proudly say I had missed only a single day of highschool back in the day and never arrived late. Fucking now-a-day stoners and emo dipshits that do nothing but wake off and play their fucking games.
I can’t manage to even manage to describe how bad your grammer is for only missing a single day of your highschool career. Go wake off to some sentence structuring no0b
Australian accented sarcasm for the win
Can you manage to even manage to spell grammar correctly? I invoke Muphry’s Law on you (and await its inevitable invocation on me for correcting your grammar).
Not to mention how much Chaotik likes to “wake off”. He needs a good whack up side of the head.
Chaotik was making fun of the guy before him who said “wake off”.
Nonetheless, he’s a douche bag.
Hey Chaotik:
grammer =/= grammar
highschool =/= high school
no0b =/= noob/n00b Pick one numb nuts.
thanks for that.
i didn’t quite understand what was going on in these small boxes..
FUCK YEAH, COMMENT TUNNEL!
I shall be the end of this tunnel.
psych!
someone threw this tunnel in reverse, lulz.
Wrewened by the grammer police.
Grammar*.
i have to agree with everybody elses statements here… and all this is just funny. people take things too seriously such as SPRING
hahahaha WIN
“If you want to slam nasties with the French teacher, Press 11.”
“Move to a country that speaks it”
DAMN!
It’s about time the good old U.S.A. grows a pair of Aussie balls in our school systems. Kudos to the down unders.
really bro? really??
omg go be ‘a bro’ somewhere else
/agree with doofus
I was pushing four and seven repeatedly while watching this but it didn’t work. :-[
HA thats just down the road from me!
Damn… well it is Australia… you have to have balls to live there.
So everyone is gay?
Swimming knives!
I hope the school wins.
major props to Australia!!!!!
So much win.
fuckin win on biblical proportions
well, seeing as the bible isn’t win at all..
kinda sad.
While both comical and sensible, this is NOT a true story. Check out Snopes.Com
Indeed.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/palisades.asp