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(163 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)The most generic news report ever
Posted on Friday, January 29th, 2010 under Humor
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first?
I’ll get you harry potter
I HATE the Forest!!!
i need to get laid
can I has more money? or prepubescent school girls?
No, no prepubescent girls for you until you sparkle more so I can justify my god awful writing.
I like turtles
You kids ought to be careful. People will think you’re… Up to something.
2nd whoop whoop
You called?
what?
Hi.
not you
me?
I’m here
What? God, I knew I should have taken more precautions against identity theft.
“ignoring all the pricks milling around him” lol
i was there last month, fucking hot chicks mate
Tell us a story, please?
why dont you tell us one E,SP@
4th!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am the champion!!!!!!!! of the woooooooooooooooooooooorrrrllllllllllllddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!
Champion at being GAAAAAAYYYY!!! WOOOO!
that spots taken
sorry 
I didn’t die I got fuckin high omg!
i’m commentig this
I did not understand a word the old guy said.
I hate these soundbites. I.. I don’t want some punter’s opinion usually, no.
Good shit.
very good
* lighthouse keepers head gets cut off by a lazer beam.* yeah, typical news clips.
Well Done.
I’ve got balls of steel.
Come here often?
This was great and so true! The only thing that was missing at the end was a return to the “news anchor desk” with a man a a woman, one of whom say’s “thank you for that ‘insert-name-here’. That was quite a story”.
Then the alternate camera focuses on the other anchor who say’s, “now for another generic story”.