Smooth …
Awesome
Not as smooth as the BBC weatherman.
Did you like the talking dogs video? You will like this one too
Pants-crappingly awesome video of some dude mountain biking downhill. J ...
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I bet he’d like to mount her dews if you know what I’m sayin’.
I needs me one of those medals. Is masturbation an Olympic event?
Unedited version: “I was getting unlimited service… I was getting drinks, and I was getting snack, I mean I was getting photos in the back with all the stewardesses, It was a damn orgy of lust and mountain dew baby.”
first
I bet he’d like to mount her dews if you know what I’m sayin’.
I needs me one of those medals. Is masturbation an Olympic event?
Unedited version: “I was getting unlimited service… I was getting drinks, and I was getting snack, I mean I was getting photos in the back with all the stewardesses, It was a damn orgy of lust and mountain dew baby.”