“Don’t crush my penis… don’t crush my penis… don’t crush my penis…”
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Realistic Hollywood sex scene
Posted on Thursday, June 26th, 2008 under Humor by BK
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FIRST
First
“Aim for the towel”
LOL
lame
wow gayest video ever posted didnt even see her titties…
wow gayest video ever posted didnt even see her titties…
kobehowmyasstaste must have been tryin to get somethin goin with his hand. he wanted to see a little more, couldnt just enjoy it for the humor.
brilliant video!
“I am the greatest lover in the world!” my hand said to my penis. My penis just nodded his head, smiled contentedly and went to sleep.
Well when you guys had sex for the first time.. yes I mean YOU! After sometime and some humping you will understand this vid.
Ok I explain..
In Hollywood movie sexscenes everything is romantic and perfect. The dick just glide in and they come at the same time and wow perfect blabla jada jada..
In real life.. well look at the vid. No further explanation is needed. Well maybe “u commin soon?” yes soon. unsexy thought unsexy thoughts… hmmm fotball,food, cars. ahhhhhh…. ok stand doggy… *hump* *hump* squirt.. o no I dont use any pregnacyprotection…
Well who am I? A non english dude with a son that is 1 year. Believe me, its not like ur porn movies and Movie sexscenes… This vid will be ur reality.
well thats depressing. . .if sex is that bad for you, maybe you need to throw in a little S&M
LOL spotting… ooooooooh
ROFL!!! This vid is soooo true! From the cramp in the leg, to the 3 minute limit. Boys & Girls, before you start, find someone that will take the time to help you learn what you like. Then sex will be better than this vid! (or so you hope)
WANKER!
“Don’t crush my penis.” Yeah, that’s how it works.