Ever had a girlfriend like this?
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first
That cunt is annoying. But not as annoying as the faggot who says “sauce” all the time.
sauce..age?ed
aged sauce?
i think he’ll age your sauseage butt good
þú þarft virkilega að vaxa upp.
Hvers vegna ertu að svipta svo?
er það vegna þess að mamma þín aldrei elskað þig?
læra að tala íslensku noob.
Islandic sucks. Go hunt a whale you pig.
Lmaooo Owned
sorry i have all ready hunted your mother today. mabey tomarrow ok? oh. and tell her to come and get her panties back, i am the gusseing that she thought they were bed sheets.
Captain America I am the beliveing you have been throughly beaten the crap out of by nafen þörf. go eat your cheezeburgers because when you read those comics of yourself i am the gusseing you missed the “only one 3rd of actual size” you 220kg giant.
First bitches!!!!!
This is your FIRST FAIL
nice!
No. it is not you who are first, because it is second that you hold the place of. and when holding second one cannot become first without first passing the first!
I HAVE RAGE!
sammála Fawful
Hann getur ekki treyst á öllum
Fawful er í samræmi við þessa.
Hann ætti að vera fær um að minnsta kosti telja að þremur.
ég held ekki þó.
(tranzlation)
Fawful is in agreement with this.
he should be able to at least count to three
I gusse not though.
I guess I was second, Bitches!!!
…….and then u fail a second time because this is third not second, ownd.
He was referring to being second because he was. He just used the third comment to say so.
really… i mean really, you just had to point out the obvious huh…
Yep. None of the other guys mocking him here seemed to pick up on it, so somebody had to point it out. You’re just jealous that that somebody wasn’t you.
rofl
Ha ha,… noob
I do belive you have been throughly owned sir. be forewarned being owned this hard may sting a bit.
That FOREwarning is a bit late…
That guy is kinda a dick.
you’ve obviously never had a psycho girlfriend
No, he is a man, dealing with a psychologically unstable woman.
Well, he tapped that shit, and she’s pregnant with his child and marriage never occurred to him. If he wanted a one-nighter with a psycho you use a condom ffs.
How horrible it must be to have someone do his laundry, make him food, do all this time-saving shit.
Yeah she’s a psycho, but he’s gotta handle his shit and not just ignore it.
are you real?
Fawful agrees with this statment.
A dick? Well, he certainly won’t have one for long if he keeps hanging around with that bitch.
I actually had one of those girls before…. my god… it’s like looking into the past
hi hi hi you are funny…
ouch, yeah i feel sorry for all you dudes out there with psycho bitches as girlfriends
Reminds me of last night. The shut gun did help. I might be going to jail for life soon though.
lol shut gun.
Damn… That poor bastard
A conversation that’s been repeated in countless bedrooms since time immemorial.
sauce
go back to /b/ please!
rule 2
Jonnysafaggotlover
ginger sauce
sauce? i have no sauce. Fawful is sauce-less.
I HAVE RAGE!!!
That’s just like my ex-wife.
Now where’d I put my shut gun…
Is that it over there by the shot gun???
sauce
jonyisgay
He’s screwed.
OMFG… this is my relationship. This is like looking into a mirror. This is fucking spooky.
… and I’m only up to 2:22 yet.
If your still the kinda of person that looks down to a lady, then your asking for these conversations.
All about respect, the minimum he could do is at least give good s*x.
this is noob.com not dr.phil
noob.us*
damn that bitch is crazy i feel sry for that guy even thou i know it aint real
dam he got set up…. so funny and the crazier the bitch the better
dont put up with that shit. never have, never will.
there having a baby and arent married yet… retards.
Funny level 2/10