“The parrot’s previous owner was a woman who spent a lot of time on the telephone. Ken discovered that when he is alone, he’ll occasionally give a slam-dunk rendition of her phone persona, presumably acquired just by listening to her. Ken snuck up on him to record this one-minute version.”
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Block?
Fuck.
It feels so good to block the gayness. My day has been made.
You Sir…are full of win!
I prefer to think of it as less of a personal win and more of a win for all the Noobs out there who are fed up with the ‘first’ BS.
I am the person who invented the block on this website.
I see someone is enamored with the aroma of his flatulence…
sadly it can’t be blocked because the second comment will take comfort in being the first person to say first as demonstrated by LeeMe You below us
first to say first = first to suck their mom’s dick
Don’t be silly! Women can’t have dicks!
^^^ The best small box I’ve seen in quite a while.
First!
Fail!
Win!
I can’t understand him, someone post what the hell it’s saying -_-”
Needs moar subtitles
“Oh, I know actually that I, um, enjoy the slow burn and then I let the squirrel burn and open with its paw yarn. Ahahahahaha. Oh, did your dad call back with the fries? ‘Cause he wanted the back paw word to poke his head. Eheh. Ahahahaha. Oh, you would call back with the pot burger on his head, call, pull her out. Oh, brought out for your head, don’t give him the pot further than the throwback cook. Ahahaha. About, uh, twelve Beirut pot urn! Ahahaha. Ooh,? that flower bird and that bow bad. Ahahaha. Oh, they’ve ordered that bird. Ohh!”
Ya this is pretty much spot on. Hilarious.
Beirut pot urn. Classic man..The comments keep me coming back!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beirut+pot+urn
Well done! You must speak parrot…
Simply fantastic!
Well done, good sir.
me tink awiginal owna asian
raff out roud
Listened to it back while reading your translation, and it brought tears, I was laffing so hard. Well done!
so funny my stomach is hurting
that laughing would creep me the fuck out when I was alone with that thing
Ya that would freak me out, you would be almost asleep and you would hear AHAHAHA, about twelve beirut pot urn.
then you would hear a big bang bang and you’re dead
in Syria aahahaahaaa
3 years comming to this site, and this comment is by far the best one
this was supposed to reply to the subtitles.. lol.. i fail..
we appreciate your personal acceptance of above fail
Previous owner must have been French…
I want a blue box I am a loyal noobian just don’t comment as much because I am afraid someone gonna steal my name
As do I, but we haven’t found out how to obtain one yet… so we must endure the black/grey boxes a little longer.
Tim tebow? change to brett favre. Come back brett vikings still need you.
Im gonna be the first one to get the box of blue
I am color blind and really enjoy my red box!
This is why I own a parrot and play porn vids 24×7.
fake and gay
…..is somehow greatly annoyed every time fag-ette reads Hippiessuck’s comments. Why is that?
i lol’ed, what’s up your anus? probably the same way i get annoyed reading doofus’s coments
watch me call it..
there’s just too many cooks on this site
who first are very lonely and can’t even cook
?? whats a cook is that like slang or are you on drugs??
8-D
Ahhh… more schadenfreude…
Did you look up “schadenfreude”? There’s no English word for “delight in another’s misfortune”, but leave it to the Germans to have a word for it.
Oh, and I’m not delighting in your misfortune (or more accurately you annoyance) because I think I’m better than you. I delight in your annoyance because I think it’s ridiculous that you could get so worked up so easily.
If you just stop being annoyed (or at least just stop talking about it so much), you won’t be giving me any more fuel. …then you’ll win and I’ll be sad.
Epicaricacy, same meaning, rarely used, but it is english derived from ancient greek. Gloating close to the same meaning and used quite often. Don’t act smart bcause you heard a big word explained on an episode of the simpsons. Now how about you stop talking so much. Also I believe if you read some of your comments over you will realize how fucking annoying you are.
Yes, I know about epicaricacy. My professional opinion is that that word sucks ass. Yes, gloating is similar, but not quite the same thing. It’s nice that you can use Wikipedia, just like everyone else.
No, I don’t get my vocabulary from The Simpsons.
I’ll refer you to my April 27, 2011 at 2:57 PM comment on the Facial Flex video.
I don’t use precise diction to feel better than others. I do it because it’s fun and I enjoy learning new words.
…and now that I know that it irritates you when I type like this, I’m going get even more satisfaction from doing it.
The only thing your winning now is being a whiny little bitch.
when you`re sooo lonely it helps to express yourself in pubic hair.
Apparently my irony was lost on you.
it’s not lost irony we’re talking about but your emmenology.and please stop draggin’ yourself down and control ur low EQ.
“You think you’re so smart”
really got you there- 1-zero
I’ve read your post 20 times now and I’m not making sense of any it.
I’m all for using cool words, but cramming them in where they don’t fit is just silly. “We’re talking about your emmenology” translates to “We’re talking about your study of menstruation”. ??? If you wanted to infer that I’m menstruating, you should probably use a word that doesn’t imply the study of menstruation and more of the actual menstruation itself.
“please stop draggin’ yourself down and control ur low EQ” means what?
…and are you being facetious with the “YTYSS really got you there- 1-zero”?
Besides, I didn’t reply to you in the first place. My “Apparently my irony was lost on you.” comment was meant for Construction Worker.
I would love to meet someone with a low EQ. Is that equivalent to like, a Small Speaker setting? I would also love to meet trolls who actually know what they’re talking about, and have an IQ of one. OH! IQ, EQ, crack, it’s all the same shit.
yes instructional scaffolding is not also in you dictionary.
just keep walking around with your lunchbox. it looks cool
i think you mean your, just pointing that out xP
First, lick my balls. Second, at least i can use a reply button. Third, im not a carpenter im a dirt ball.
And your a teacher?
ok reply butt say’s up yours
not up you’re*
just stfu, what the hell is us of A wtf??? Anus r us should be your name asswipe.
Hey asshole, this name is already taken.
he likes to used old asses slicker
as he’s going down syndrome
hey us of assholes i just told you to STFU damn your so stupid and yes i’m takeing my anger on you becuase of my shit father Doofus whos always on noob and doesn’t give a fuck about his second son.
You’re never going to amount to anything, son.
…I see it.
yes prodigal son just keep your composure many people in here cares about you and you’re* artograph.
yo what was I sayin’ who cares..
damnit….I wanted to be “first”.
sigh