Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.
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(28 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)
(28 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)
Soo first
The onion just isn’t funny.
being first just isn’t funny.
americans are fucking stupid
you’re so fucking stupid, it’s a joke… DUURRRR
That’s why I can find ass all day everyday. You included.
people who think americans are stupid are actually dumb because they believed this
thats about all the french people in the world
americans ARE stupid if they think we think this is serious;] we’re just laughing at the fact you find this amusing.
fail
Check The Onion’s youtube. There’s a few dozen eurotrash retards that think it’s real on every video. Believe whatever helps you sleep at night, we’ll keep laughing at your delusions.
The Onion. Trolling morons like you since 1988.
Not funny…. really fucking stupid… Americans do not know how to do funny shits.. just dumb shits…
You’re right. Our feces isn’t very intelligent.
I don’t know about that. Boris…I took a pretty funny shit just the other day. Wish you’d seen it…
ehh
I love the Onion.
uhhhhhh….WTF?
Always funny
So who would tap that newscaster? (Andrea Bennett)
i didn’t lol, but still good
No lol here, either.
Not funny.
Tell me some more about that ED drug that “lowers women’s expectations”… Sounds promising.
the joke is…this is how the American media REALLY IS!!!!!!!!…..friggin brilliant.
You sir, win the prize.
What that prize is?
No one knows.
lol fuckin a