Another Bo Burnham song about his family that thinks he’s gay. Funny guy. Here is his other video.
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Lyrics:
Everytime i go to dinner
it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
I’ll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, but theyre not able
When i look at them i find
there’s a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy no because…
My whole family thinks im gay
i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
that makes them think that i like…boys
The goddamn question just wont go away
cause i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like “How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?”
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked,
I’m in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now im Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But im not gay and thats what i said,
If i’m gay then god strike me dead.
Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell “F-A-G”
I think that God might think im gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, “Happy Birthday queer!”
My whole family thinks im “fab”
There’s a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
Why doesn’t he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I’m lanky, not cause i’m gay.
Just cause I’m afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I’m losing the people that i thought i could trust.
Even my boyfriend thinks im gay…just kidding
You all probably think I’m gay,
Man this song is counterproductive…
la la la la la…
Cause my whole family thinks I’m gay,
What am i suppose to say?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks i’m queer,
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
This kid… Is a genious. xD
omg this is the most funniest song I have ever hear!! Bo Burnham rox! I love him soo much
dude ur my heroe no lie~!
You are brilliant!
Awesome song! and also some kickass piano playing!
omg. your so funny. your the best!!!
awesome humor/piano skills, i literally lol’d good job! i liked your other video too, funny stuff
gheheh, besides the chords, he can sing
you’re the shit. you need a bass player for your band though! I’m in! XD hahah good luck dude keep on playing you’re great on the guitar and on the piano I really respect the fact that you taught yourself I’ve had very little help with the cuatro and the bass and I’m doing pretty well myself, so congrats to you and keep on playing.
your hot.(:
good job btw.
Omg I loved this kid since i discovered him last year on youtube. He is so genius and you know he’s gettin the ladies now! I’m so happy for him that he’s got a CD and deal with comedy central! I look forward to seeing him on Tv as well as my computer screen! Not only he is he funny but a muscial genius as well, hopefully one day we’ll see him sharing the stage with Carlos Mencia!
that was hilarious. like seriously, bo we love you.!
that was hilarious. like seriously, bo we love you.!
that was hilarious. like seriously, bo we love you.!
dude you’re so amazing. you are the funniest guy ever. the piano is amazing…did u write that?? you should put the piano to serious lyrics tho kuz it would make an amazing song. keep it up. peace.
dude you’re so amazing. you are the funniest guy ever. the piano is amazing…did u write that?? you should put the piano to serious lyrics tho kuz it would make an amazing song. keep it up. peace.
You can have me!