Bo Burnham shares his little secret. Pretty funny. Reminds me of Stephen Lynch. Use the search box on your left to search for the Stephen Lynch videos.
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[...] Another Bo Burnham song about his family that thinks he’s gay. Funny guy. Here is his other video. [...]
Lyrics:
People think im tall, you probably do too,
Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
To top it all off, my weener is a…tiny
It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2
Whenever i’m naked even asians laugh
It’ll be like nothing youve ever felt
Im the only guy who needs a condom belt…(what?)
Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk
Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.
If girth was a virtue, I’d end up in hell,
Right now I’m erect, and you can’t even tell.
I hate myself, Why isnt it long?
Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
“I can only give you a finger-job”
I wanna be the stud, now i’m the stooge.
It wouldn’t be wierd, if my balls weren’t so huge.
I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
But i gotta let nature take its course…
Just Kidding Im Huge.
Hahaha this guys awesome.
that’s so wrong, and yet he makes it so funny
nice chords
This is what counts for talent these days?