Some of you may recall this, but I work at the front desk of a hotel. There was this very Asian lady. When I say that, I mean I could hardly understand her. She seemed to be attempting to speak English, but I was still unable to understand her. She became aware that I was unable to understand her, so she left me alone for the rest of the day, sitting at the guest computer doing her thing…up until my boss came along. My boss is half Chinese, so the lady took one good look at her and immediately wanted to talk to her. It was funny because my boss, whom of which I have known for 2 1/2 years, has a very clear American accent. She was born and raised here in Anchorage, AK. Anyways, the Asian lady came over wanting to talk to her, and for the first time I heard my boss talk Chinese. If you have ever attempted to speak to somebody that doesn’t know more than half of what they are saying, they say “uhhhhhh” a lot. That was exactly what my boss was doing. It was hilarious, watching these two Chinese ladies speak to each other with my boss saying “uhhhhhh” after saying every 3 words in Chinese.
My boss goes on and wants to be sure that she is doing okay here in Alaska. My boss offers to help the lady find things to do while she is here. But, it seemed as though the lady didn’t need help or didn’t really want it. Like I said, she was over at the computer doing her thing without difficulty, as what I could make of it. My boss continues insisting that she help her. 20 minutes later she has this lady going on a tour tomorrow that is going to cost her a bundle. Over the 20 minutes they had talked enough to kind of get to know each other pretty well. The lady eventually accepts the tour and asks my boss if she would like to accompany her on this tour. My boss refuses. They then continue to talk for maybe another 15 minutes. After that, they bid each other farewell. The lady goes back to her room, and my boss comes around the front desk and tells me these exact words: “Those Asian ladies are very clingy and don’t know when to stop. Do you know what I mean?” Then I replied, “Like the way you insisted on helping this lady that appeared to not need any?” She slugged me and went back to her office. Yay for being a smartass
when he goes to swing the battery in the boat if it hadent moved he would ate the engine instead of landing in the water.
and the part where the camera man falls like 6 feet into the water is hilarious. hes doing the sideways running man
that is fucking hilarious first.
Fucking second again! Ha! Fuck y’all!
Eddy’s Daily Story:
Some of you may recall this, but I work at the front desk of a hotel. There was this very Asian lady. When I say that, I mean I could hardly understand her. She seemed to be attempting to speak English, but I was still unable to understand her. She became aware that I was unable to understand her, so she left me alone for the rest of the day, sitting at the guest computer doing her thing…up until my boss came along. My boss is half Chinese, so the lady took one good look at her and immediately wanted to talk to her. It was funny because my boss, whom of which I have known for 2 1/2 years, has a very clear American accent. She was born and raised here in Anchorage, AK. Anyways, the Asian lady came over wanting to talk to her, and for the first time I heard my boss talk Chinese. If you have ever attempted to speak to somebody that doesn’t know more than half of what they are saying, they say “uhhhhhh” a lot. That was exactly what my boss was doing. It was hilarious, watching these two Chinese ladies speak to each other with my boss saying “uhhhhhh” after saying every 3 words in Chinese.
My boss goes on and wants to be sure that she is doing okay here in Alaska. My boss offers to help the lady find things to do while she is here. But, it seemed as though the lady didn’t need help or didn’t really want it. Like I said, she was over at the computer doing her thing without difficulty, as what I could make of it. My boss continues insisting that she help her. 20 minutes later she has this lady going on a tour tomorrow that is going to cost her a bundle. Over the 20 minutes they had talked enough to kind of get to know each other pretty well. The lady eventually accepts the tour and asks my boss if she would like to accompany her on this tour. My boss refuses. They then continue to talk for maybe another 15 minutes. After that, they bid each other farewell. The lady goes back to her room, and my boss comes around the front desk and tells me these exact words: “Those Asian ladies are very clingy and don’t know when to stop. Do you know what I mean?” Then I replied, “Like the way you insisted on helping this lady that appeared to not need any?” She slugged me and went back to her office. Yay for being a smartass
where teh keyboard cat when uneed him
jk man i love u
which eddy are you again?
i’m not an eddy.
I bet you are you dicknuts
He’s not an eddy, he’s a raindog you silly imposter!
We hates them, don’t we’s?
Is your boss hot?
Eddy; Do you know how to blind an Asian person?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Cold
Its Hot in my house =/
house?
shut up mangina
Oh man…….you got me.
Did i do good
I meen Did i do good
haha! you’re a mangina.
Have you asked your boss if she has a horizontal pussy?
so is this video about More Bill and his dance bloopers?
i dont see any dancing, BK.
damn this Billy Mays is fun… i love when he say HOT WILLY, he must be gay
DAD GUMMIT.
I thought I had it in reverse!
That dog is a fuckin beast, who else agrees?
i agree, the best part hands down
truly an american idiot
does he ever catch any fish?
rofl when the camera guy fell into the water
We’re not gonna be able to jump it
that sound at 1:02 is hilarious!
i went and listened to it and laughed my balls off every time. this is maybe the best video ever posted on noob
is it me or are the videos loading up real slow today
Yea, just let them load then play it.
This video is fucking hilarious though.
totally fake
fake as fuck no one’s that dumb
aaghhhhh agh agh… oh man… oh shoot…
where the hell did that dog come from? haha
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when he goes to swing the battery in the boat if it hadent moved he would ate the engine instead of landing in the water.
and the part where the camera man falls like 6 feet into the water is hilarious. hes doing the sideways running man
Haha and then he goes “Oh GOOD GOD!” like he never fell before.
I love the sound the prop makes at 1:01. lol, just like a cartoon.