My 2010 New Year Resolution: to update noob AT LEAST 5 days a week (aiming more towards 6). Starting today! Let’s see how long it takes for me to break the resolution. Guess the correct number of days and you get a cookie.
Jason Segel sings about his penis
Posted on Monday, January 4th, 2010 under Humor
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yaayyy im first
yaaay FIRST too
Fight Fight Fight.
I guess… 37 days
Awesome song……and 4 days BK
I guess… 56 days
ive got 21
BK, I would love the shit out of you if you actually updated this website 5 or 6 days a week! I would suck the juice out of your penal all day!! Or maybe your gine, I would lick your wet gine dry!
im going to guess that this will be broken on febuary 27
oh and chocolate chips are my favorite
I’m guessing somewhere around 15 days.
1
he makes it till Wednesday.
3 weeks from thursday
Make it white macadamia
My new year resolution: Not to yell at BK about not updating 5 days a week. It’ll last about as long as BK’s resolution.
Win.
Im guessing this site will be taken down permanently in 27 days
I’ma guess this will not last beyond today…
42 days ofc
fucking genius
hate to tell ya BK but your last update was the 4th and it seems to be the 6th now, you’ve lasted a day.
Nope, it’s still the 5th here with many more hours to go. I am definitely going to last more than one day!
Good comeback there BK i like it, keep up the good updating!
You will miss tomarrow
and friday
you know what i miss? some mother fucking brown box
You buzzed?
There IS a god!
Noob is to BK as a Burdensome child is to an Unwanting parent.
hahaha
p.s. 3 days.
i say you will miss by friday ( tis a tuesday for me )
You have 4 hours left my good sir.
1day. Do i win?
He is going for the 11:59 post.
11:17 here. oh boy.
Pacific time guys. West coast time I am updating now. Probably in about 40 minutes?
Cutting it close aren’t we BK ^_^
8 minutes?
Come on BK, I made some pretty big New Year Resolutions myself! I need faith in the system.
Fuck you BK.
I follow Pacific Time as well…and BK…you have 5 minutes. HURRY, HURRY!!
BK you have failed us=/
lies…
:’(
Just an hour left BK….You’re never gonna make it now. Gonna sit here until I get a cookie.
It is 1:05am here and I waited as much as I could. I have to work tomorrow, but yet I waited for you BK; what a dissapointment. BK this 2010 you are a Dush of a NOOB!!
50 minutes good fellow. Or you can just update the sexy section and call it a day…
i gotta support bk, this can be one of the days he doesnt post, he gets 2 a week according to his resolution.
well, since he didn’t update on sunday. he’s already got one. if he doesn’t post in the next… 23 minutes that means he’ll have to post on saturday.
AND I WIN THE COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing got updated on Wednesday. I will take a thin mint cookie. Thank you very much.
what a fucking hero