I apologize for the lack of updates this week. It’s been a pretty crazy week and I will spare you the details. Will update all weekend to make up for it so be sure to check back on Saturday and Sunday as well for your daily dose of noobness.
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(65 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
first
Yep, first fag.
sauce
That how Jonny Sauce celebrates when he writes “sauce”.
No one cares.
Maybe if nobody acknowledged the piece of shit for saying that all the time, he would stop. Of course he’s probably so deprived of any sort of attention that he’d do it anyway.
I enjoyed that joke you just made.
I enjoy watching you morons get trolled by Jonny on every video that gets posted.
lol, them soccer players
NO EXCUSES BK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k hope all is well. keep up the good work.
No kidding…I was about 10 minutes away from filing a missing persons report. Don’t do that to us again!
I did file a missing persons report, but when I said his name was BK and that the last place I had seen him was http://www.noob.us they told me to go fuck myself.
wasnt this asshole supposed to update all weekend? im thinking he’s getting tired of working the site.
pass the tourch
GOLD
Girlfriend breakup? Don’t feel bad BK! Stick it in her pooper when she’s not looking and things will change!
A nice lawsuit is good for any relationship problem, Spring would know
Everyone, I present to you… CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. One of his downfalls is that he’s incapable of detecting sarcasm or internet humor.
I do now want the Capitan as a present… thanks anyway.
The same could be said of you
Great sarcasm and internet humor!
sticks
Eddy’s Daily Story:
So, I recently purchased an remote start for my sexy 2008 hyuandai santa fe. My awesome whip is a stick shift, so that made the autostart cost like $120 more to install. But there is this whole procedure I need to go through in order for it to work. So, when I park my car and want to be able to autostart it the next time I go anywhere, I first need to have my foot on the brake with the car in neutral. Then I have to pull up on the hand brake. Next I need to release my foot off of the foot brake. After that, I need to press and hold a button on my little remote attached to my keys, which are still in the ignition, mind you. My dome lighting will start spazzing out and flash a lot. Now, when I take my keys out of the ignition, the car continues running! When I get out and close my door, I then need to press the lock button on the remote and the doors will lock and the engine will stop. I have to do this every single time I want the remote start to work. If I need to unlock the car for any reason, the autostart won’t work and I would have to start my car and redo the entire process. It’s wack, but still driving a stick shift is so much fun, it’s definitely worth it.
uumm, it’s not installed properly!!!
Sound like it would be easier just to use the key.
It is. But the with the winters up here in Alaska, they are definitely handy.
eddy its been so long since your last story, im glad they’re back!
we’ll see if i can keep it up… that’s what i said to her? no no that can’t be right
I use a secret knock to unlock my car door.
I use a slim jim or a brick, new car everyday u feel!
funny as name
Sante Fe???? I guess everyone got their own taste..
Dude come on man. The new santa fe’s are easily the sexiest mid-size suv around. I have a neat chrome grill on the front of mine. Next year comes more chrome add ons… i can’t wait
Dude I’m from the city of Santa Fe.
It’s even worse then that piece of crap vehicle.
Maybe if you drove a quality vehicle instead of a Hyundai…
2 things, Eddie…that’s what you get for buying Korean…and…have you fucked that porn star yet? I gots to know…
yeah at least finish your last story before you start a new one
haha
no no…she may be a FORMER porn star, but she is a wrinkled and saggy 42-year old. She is kind of gross looking now. I wouldn’t touch her
Hey you guys. This has nothing to do with it being a Hyundai! I’m just ranting on how much of a pain it is to use the remote start that was installed by a locally owned auto accessories business.
So BK can reciprocate….touché.
Win
BK! WE WANT DETAILS!!! also: lol
He’s my #1 Fan.
Soccer…figures.
lol that shit was funny
i lol’d
i lawl’d
i lul’d
I ywn’d
That was awesome.
Great sarcasm.
Sorry about that; no sarcasm meant. I thought this was funny as hell.
That was good, though he should have gotten a card cause that guy faked the foul really well. Thats what soccer is about how much you can be a fag and you win.
No wonder I hate soccer…guy scores a goal, then quits the game and sits the fuck down. What a pansy ass loser sport. Trolls, please…
whos bk yo?
what compelled that guy to do such an idiotic thing lol
He wrewend his landing.
he copied the celebration from, australian nrl player mark riddel.
FAILED
I think BK died, again.
He has.
There’s no forgiveness this time.
Bk’s a noob for lying to us.
“Will update all weekend to make up for it so be sure to check back on Saturday and Sunday as well for your daily dose of noobness.”
Ummmm. Where’s our daily dose?
WHERES MY UPDATES MAN, WHERES MY UPDATES.
(throws OJ in your face and starts beating you with a baseball bat)
Q: What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: Freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
da fuck!? D: no weekend update? what happened?? i think bk has a life now
BK WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHERES MY UPDATE???????????
WHAT THE HELL BK! Where are all these “weekend posts?”
They took our jerbs!
BK’s a LIAR!
They took OUR JEEOOOBS!!!!
Dey turk der jerbbbs!
BK what the heck man!
day terk errr jjeeeerrrrrbbbbbss
DEY TURK URRRRR JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBZZZZ
seriously BK, wtf?!?!