I’d have given that goose an oar to the head.
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(36 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Goose attack
Posted on Monday, February 8th, 2010 under Humor
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Woot again
i’m going to put my comment here, because chances are: you’ll read this one but not the lower ones, so yeah…
uhm… “i bet that wrewned his day” ? is that still acceptable?
ruined*
This is what the goose said before the assault “give me another fish.” this is what the goose said during the attack “BITCH I SAID GIVE ME A FISH!!!”
geese don’t eat fish.
except for minnows occaisionally
me too BK. i would have hit that goose in the friggin head. Rhode house!
Dude got goosed pretty good there…
If I was the guy who paddled over to help him back into his boat, I’m afraid I couldn’t help but say “You’re kind of a pussy, aren’t you?”
From my experience with geese (yeah yeah), the goose did not attack him, it was trying to hump him. (For reals.. the goose didn’t even try to bite him. It looked like it was mounting up.)
I believe they call your experience “beastiality”. Sick freak.
Now now thats only wrong if the goose is dead. otherwise have fun
Wrong BJ. That would be necrophilia beastiality….
Aww you say it as if it was a bad thing
WHO ARE YOU?
That black guy, you may of seen me round town.
Ah and by the way, you can tell it’s a male goose by its voice. (high pitched and really loud, female geese have a lower voice and don’t make so much noise.)
Prefer the higher pitched geese, do ya Jace? Good grief…
LULZ
goose was just hungry and sweat on his back smelled like fish… and the guy screamed like a choking bitch… i would’ve end that video using that goose as bait…
I liked the part in the audio where it goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“Hook me?! I’ll fucking kill you!!!”
LAWL
“hey..whatd i do to you?” lmfaooo.
EYWA HAS HEARD YOU!!!!!
Goose1 has betrayed xXHuMaNXx.
Goose1:LOLOLOLOLOL
Goose2:LAWL!! WTF! xDD
Goose1:/taunt
Goose1:/taunt
Goose1:/taunt
Goose2: lol ur an ass dude
Goose1:/taunt
Goose1:lol
Goose1:/dance