This dude smokes some salvia, a currently legal but highly potent hallucinogenic drug, with the intentions of showing how it affects your driving. Watch till the end.
Driving high on salvia
Posted on Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 under Humor
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(143 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
oh my god driving on salvia is 100x deadlier than driving drunk
What a twat!
what a fucktard.
lol at the end though.
Salvia is a great trip… but the taste is awful.
hahaha he never drove
I wanna good trip.
bullshit. ive had salvia before and it dont do shit.
that was some great driving
Well, even if he didn’t actually get the car going, he still managed to earn himself a Darwin Award. By putting this video on the net so that every female in the world can see precisely what a useless blob of ass-spackle he is, he will never ever ever be able to procreate.
So let’s all give a moment of solemn thanks to the salvia that made that possible….
your a dumb ass whisper off death
Qwerty probably smoked oregano.
dumb shit.
awwww i wish they showed more at the end , cause i love how he reacted to the cat lol
everyone i see smoke it trips out hard. my roommate thought the left side of his body had disappeared.
if you get the 60x salvia it works its kinda scary at times.. only lasts about 3 or 4 min. its actully kinda expensive around 40dollars for alittle container you would get way more weed than salvia at that price
i agree eddie that stuff messes with you.. all you saying its BS have either never done it or never did it the right way.. it trips you out… scary tripage
Wow. Rofl. I was going to say, you’re not going to even get the car started on salvia.
dont mess with that shit, indians smoke that shit to talk to the gods, haha
At first I thought it said “saliva”. I wondered how that was possible…then realized I must be dyslexic.
whisper of death…please die
haha salvia is crazy. depending on the grade you get you have to smoke alot of it fast. bongs are preferred the plus side is that it gives you instant trips. the down side is that it only lasts for about 20 minutes tops. also afterwards it makes you REALLY tired, i slept for 19 hours my first time i did it. if it never worked for you one bowl wont cut it. this guy must have already been smoking it before the video started. he wont drive because he wont even have the ambition to even start the car. you just sit there and go for a wild ride.
Lol Beast i thought it said saliva too
He had a better ride from that Salvia than that car could ever give him :p.
Pretty strong stuff, ill stick to weed.
i had it and it didnt really do anything for me… but thats me
you got to hold it in for about 20-30 seconds… if it dont work have another hit then hold it in again for 20-30 seconds.
if you had tree… it wont work.
tree and salvia dont mix.
yawn
i love weed
if you didnt get high then you didnt do it right, its not just you every1 can get high just like everybody can die, get cold, get sick.
Oh, so adding a cat to any stupid shit makes it hilarious?
This video sucks.
What a jackass, i’ve had salvia experiences where i was hallucinating so intensely that i didnt see a single thing around me that was real. my room turned into an apple orchard.
dont try this please people
wow,,
wtf?
That’s hilarious - wonder if it’s real…
lol the people who aren’t tripping aren’t taking it right. you need to use a hot flame from a torch lighter to get the full effects of salvia. when done correctly you flip through dimensions.
hahah that was awesome…the gasp when he sees the cat is priceless
Blargh you thought your room was an apple orchard? did you eat any apples and realized you had eaten your dog?
Like srsly? You cannot TAKE two hits of salvia if you have done it correctly … thats why it’s not illegal, as this guy clearly demonstrates unless you have the car already started, and in gear … you aren’t going anywehere. enjoy your trips!
I think alot of you are missing the point this guy is trying to make with this video. I think he’s trying to prove that you just can’t drive on saliva! He’s not trying to be cool but prove that if they ever try and and say well what if someone were to do it, you know use it as an argument to make it illegal. It just doesn’t work.
thank god he wasn’t driving on salvia. i do recall the world ending the first time i smoked it. the universe was collapsing and i just had to accept it. it seemed real and i’ve done a lot of shit in my day.
Where can i get this saliva from? And i like the others thought he was going to smoke saliva too!!
don’t do salvia kids!
do weed =]
i changed from raindogg to this
you can’t drive on salvia.
even if you could, you’re trip is only going to last about 15 minutes, and before that time, I’m sure you’ll have the sense to pull the hell over because you go into another world for those 15 minutes.
lol, this was funny, because that’s what happens. You wouldn’t be saying he was a “fucktard” “twat” “ass-spackle” and whatnot if you have done salvia before, it’s pretty crazy.
When I saw the title I thought, “Oh S**t! This guy is actually going to drive while on Salvia!!!” Thoroughly enjoyed watching him travel (without driving - thank god).
i’m pretty sure he was just kidding, guys.
idk.
i don’t think you can fake that.
that was hillarious.
….*smokes some then watches the video again*
that looked pretty fake salvia’s trip isn’t that strong if it’s not your first time, and he had a bong lol hes clearly been chiefin that stuff for some time now
thats was fucking hilarious, it would be funnier on dmt though
i’m pretty sure that wasn’t fake. salvia is very strong depending on the extract. he was clearly affected by the salvia and i don’t think they just decided to “add a cat to make it funny”. do you think that cat thought to itself “yeah, i’ll be in your video guys! just put me on the hood of your car and i’ll sit there until my scene comes up! this is gonna be great!” no, i think the cat was being a cat and hopped on the hood of the car randomly while this dude was smoking salvia.
this is so awesome. no lies. his face/reaction to the cat was so hilarious.
No matter how you slice it, it is still driving under the influence. He would probably be a danger on the road if he chugged a 1.75 of whiskey. How about he waits until he is really sleep deprived, he can show how that is dangerous too… or just go for a spin, completely rested and sober, but without any breaks. What a douche bag…
I dunno wat the fucktards r on about wen they say salvia doesnt do shit…iv done 50x and seen loads of people do it and it FUCK U UP lol is funny shit, dnt understand how its legal wat so ever. Iv sin people trip of there nut, thinkin there in some other dimension, thinkin there rapped in a ball and cnt get out, i personally couldnt talk and was tryin to tell people that my legs and armys wanted to float but all wat they got were, haarrrrddaaaarrr looo barrr daaaa lol awesome vid though, need to post one maself
salvia DEFINITELY does work, for those that have had no effect try it again with a small water bong. use anything above 15x extract and hold for just a short time. It makes me sweat….
hilarious!
the disgusted confusion sound that he makes after gasping was soo funny. clearly not faking. makes me want to smoke salvia right now.
right on, man.
Does anyone know what the duct tape on the steering wheel is for? It almost seems as if it is blocking the ignition but maybe that’s just me.
I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. Well, at least not over anything on the internet.
Salvia is some shit, i’ve smoked it numerous times and it is some crazy shit i would never even attempt driving on.
Fake. Smoke never left his mouth. 1/10 for wasting my fucking time!
there normally is no smoke after you have held it the recommended 30 seconds…this definitely wasnt fake you can tell if you have done and watched people do salvia, if it is fake then hes a great actor. salvia rocks
salvia is the backdoor to the dreamstate, the deathstate. what you see on salvia is the collective subconcious, the all-in-all. the effects seem to be similar to smoked dmt. those who are sensitive to it require only un-enhanced leaf to achieve a meaningful experience from it. this video is 100% legit. as said before, the whole point he was making is, don’t smoke Sally D before doing ANYTHING that require ANY intelligent awareness at all. I wouldn’t even take a shower on it, because you could easily slip and break your 3-dimensional meatsuit neck. in which case, your salvia experience would not be ending for a while.
I feel your pain brother.
Saliva doesn’t work with anyone, i’ve done it multiple times…60x, 40x, 15x, 10x…i’ve used a water pipe (bong) and a torch lighter to get the full effect and nothing. It felt like a come up from mushrooms and that was it. I rather just eat some lsd.
this man is a champ
jerk!
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lol. i fucking love salvia. that shit will mess with your brain! lmao.
“excuse me, i have to go to space now”
salvia is real and potent. as if that hasn’t already been said. ha.
but i thought this was a really funny video.
“i have to go to space.”
heehee.
lol he smoked salvia 1000x standardized. Salvia is great.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Omg
That was histarical
Driving on salvia would be just as illegal as driving under the influence of anesthetics or certain medications. Just because it’s legal to possess does not mean it’s legal to operate a vehicle after taking it.
This really goes to show how different salvia and cannabis trips are from alcohol trips. One second he’s raring to go, and then he just starts looking around and talking to himself… This is what it’s like to be super high on cannabis too; you just aren’t going anywhere until you come down, period.
Driving on Salvia could quite possibly be the dumbest fucking thing you could do. Last time I tried the shit, I had some weird hallucination where I was in someone else’s childhood for an unknown amount of time. I was in a different reality, I had no idea I was fucked up, no idea who i was, no idea where I was, it was messed up. Quite possibly one of the most confusing and terrifying experiences of my life. I thought I was going to die, or did die. It was even physically painful as I was getting pulled through walls or dimensions or something.
If I would’ve been driving I probably would’ve killed myself and a bunch of other people.
And no, Salvia is nothing like cannabis, alcohol, or anything really. It’s a ‘unique’ experience if you do it right - although, not particularly pleasant. It may seem like it looks fun, but it’s really not.
The cat part was funny.
Anyone who has ever tried that stuff knew he wasn’t going anywhere once he smoked any… not until it wore off–in about 5-10 minutes.
Ha! All you fool posting all this crap. It just goes to show that you CAN’T drive on salvia. The cat was the icing on the cake how ever, it’s just supposed to be funny.
Great job, that was hilarious, i know exactly what was going through your mind.
you fucking idiot, its people like you who are going to get salvia made illegal.
look, this is a joke man. i regularly smoke some boom ting ganja and i have never halucinated. when i say boom ting i mean shit like this — http://www.rollitup.org/seed-strain-reviews/685-true-blueberry.html not some pussy legal salvia dogshite
wanker
Hope this guy got the attention he wanted.
faaaaaaake
hilarious..hahaahahahaaha
-but no paralel parking..