Yeah, I’d hit it too.
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Captain Kirk knows how to treat the ladies
Posted on Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 under Humor
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Owned.
HHAHAHHA FIRST
GET SURGERY BITCH
HAHAHA fucking hilarious. THEN HE DROWNED HIS WIFE IN THE SWIMMING POOL IRL. FUCKING A
that hit sound is funny…. huahuahua!
haha OWNED!
The build up…then whammo!! Didn’t see that coming…LOL
i said no tongue danm it! lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
man I would love to do that to my wife sometimes. But then she would probably go lorena bobbit on my ass.
poop
hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
i remember seeing this episode on tv. i laughed my ass off. kirk is the man.
lolz that looked like a pethetic punch lolz
lol, what the fuck
LOL, you got serveddddddd biaatch
That is why Next Gen will never compare to the original.
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@Doudomida has spoken!:
There’s no right way to hit a woman
Captain Kirk was a noob.
I can’t believe people are laughing about this… she’s probably a “bad guy,” but we don’t know that and with what we’re given shouldn’t be laughing, especially when somebody commented that they’d like to do that to their wife.
Why is it that there are always the tightwads without a single clue about the context of anything such as this and call it an outrageous travesty to women, citing wife abuse and the like?
Get a life. I got it, I didn’t take it seriously. Nevertheless, I must address the lower intelligences out there that do not understand the setting of this scene and its true context, but before the explanation, the simple summary. Kirk saved this woman’s life and freed her from a life of slavery, abuse, and exploitation by her enslavers…by slugging her in the face.
The episode’s setting is a planet run by mysterious overseers that gamble “quatloos” on gladiatorial fights to the death by humanoid slaves treated as cattle. Those that win are “promoted” to limited positions of power. Couples and relationships are not allowed, and “friendship” and “love” are foreign to the humanoid inhabitants.
To keep these “cattle” in line, they are given neck “rings” capable of delivering pain and even death should disobedience occur. Their lives are strictly dedicated to training for the competitions and nothing more.
Well, Kirk, and a few choice (stars of the show) crew members are entrapped whilst visiting this planet and have to participate in the games.
During a break, Kirk seduces this woman, and then eventually kisses her, and being Kirk, she enjoys the new pleasure. Later on a plan is developed to escape.
This plan involves distracting the overseers, and of course, this woman. Kirk needs her temporarily out cold, so this is the only humane way to do it. Sure, he slugs her, but does gently place her in a comfortable position to sleep it off.
The plan, at first backfires, but eventually due to the fact the overseers like to gamble, Kirk makes a wager and wins, freeing everyone. The overseers become teachers as they honor their wagers, and promise to teach the population to be self sufficient.
It turns out the overseers are three (?) brains in an acrylic dome, all colored according to the same colors on the competition floor.
It turns out “quatloos” don’t exist and that was the only thing they came up with to give meaning to their miserable existence. Being all powerful isn’t so fun without a body.
So, what have we learned? Sometimes slugging a woman is a way to save her life and free her from a life of exploitation and a painful death. Just make sure you kiss her first… really good.
I think this is why Kirk never married. He almost did, but now we know why it didn’t work out.
funny - nice edit.
Kirk knew exactly how to hit a woman in such a way as to knock her unconscious immediately. she didn’t get a bloody mouth or broken jaw or start crying. she just took a nap.