This guy needs his own show. I won’t be surprised if we see him on TV within the next year. Click here for his other videos. Lyrics available below.
Bo Burnham - Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
Posted on Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 under Humor
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(60 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
hey I’m Santa Claus,
I’m the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa’s only s’pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife’s gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says “hey whatsup?”
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
“big pussy!” i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp…..
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap…..crackle and pop
Holy crap. That was AWESOME. Genius, my friends. Thank’s for posting the lyrics, BK! Yeah, he will be famous. And I will have seen him before he became popular :P.
Lol, awesomeness.
If he becomes popular hopefully he wont lose his talent like so many….
That would suck…
But this world seems to be stuck in idiocracy. They seem to be stuck into things that suck.Liek Dane cook.
this guy can kick anyone’s ass, even Mencia
yea i just jizzed on my friend thats freaking great hes the shit
OMG I have this on my myspace and I am in love with it. I swear that I want to meet Bo Burnem and just marry him. Ugh, if I’m not just in love with him then I don’t know what love really is.
your so cool
wow do youre parents actually think youre gay ? are u if not call me 1-231-529-6984
wow do youre parents actually think youre gay ? are u if not call me 1-231-529-6984
Hello BK,
Even in the Netherlands your a little bit famous. I have seen you on hyves at a friend of mine, and it made me curious so i search on the internet for more songs of you. The way you play with words is so funny. I think you do a good job by making this songs and I hope for you that one day you will be famous and well kwown because with your talent I think you deserve it.
Lots of succes & Love
from the Netherlands
Christel