“Americans say attending a 9/11 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.”
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first
true!
Whoops. I already did this morning in the shower. Oh well, Next year I’ll try and remember and masturbate TO them instead.
I lol’d.
But I masturbated for them, is that different?
ONN is back!
I also leave myself alone on D-Day, Lincoln’s birthday, and Groundhog day…
My johnson never gets a break. Ever.
It’s so true. I was waiting for my wife to leave and get in a quick one before work and I found that even the history channel was showing 9/11 documentaries. Totally changed the mood. I still did it, but god damn them.
lol i love ONN they make it so professional and it seems real, i remember the first time i watched one i really was fooled haha
Oh ok, so by “first time” you mean this time right now, and you only realized it was fake by reading peoples’ comments….?
You sir, are a faggot.
jeez captain tou dont gotta be such a damn douche aboout it
is this serious?
its the MUST NOT FAP DAY ( its true )
Ways of masturbating common to members of both sexes include pressing or rubbing the genital area, either with the fingers or against an object such as a pillow; inserting fingers or an object into the anus (see anal masturbation); and stimulating the penis or vulva with electric vibrators, which may also be inserted into the vagina or anus. Members of both sexes may also enjoy touching, rubbing, or pinching the nipples or other erogenous zones while masturbating. Both sexes sometimes apply lubricating substances to intensify sensation
Holy raptor Jesus batman
“…and they started showing footage of the towers and knew it wasn’t right to finish up.” ROFL!
So isn’t everyday 9 12?
Funny, but sad. It is a day to show our respects, not spend weeks on putting together a bad joke.
You’re a bad joke. What do you say to that Mr.Negative?
Stupid Americans
Is this a joke or american news? lol you gota love the US
I don’t even think the Terrorist behind 9/11 spend weeks and so much effort planning a Joke for the day.
i feel so bad for all those people that died and how their families feel and all the sorrow and remorse they had to go through..i know what will cheer me up, a few minutes of beating my meat!
ooooh, just found some free lez porn, well, this ones for them brave souls in those towers
I jerk off on American soldiers.