I… am… speechless… Bravo sir, bravo.
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(110 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Wow, superhuman tape measure skills
Posted on Thursday, December 17th, 2009 under Entertainment
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and a superhero is born
False.
on a completely unrelated matter, does bk dieded?:(
on a completely unrelated matter, where is my friend?:(
I hope you meen me”’sweet boy
omg, yay!
Hi baby’
you two-timing me ¬¬ little boys get upset too :’(
you never said you like me yet
BOSS!
as a former carpenter, all i have for you is, WOW!!!
What do you do now?
i Sell Sell Crack.
O’
that must be in the north cause where i live its all mexican workers
HAH i agree…
No mexican’s up here in the AK
Der Takin Arr Jawbs.!
dey tuk ar jarb
der derkina derr
DER DERKA DERR!!!!
That’s why house prices are so cheap in the south…they’re all built out of adobe by the Mexicans.
hey eddy like i told you before ” shut the fuck up bastard “
I honestly do not see the logic in telling somebody to shut up on the internet. Like it’s really going to work? People talk shit all the time also, which is also pointless. This sort of talk is only logical and useful in reality…not on this internet thing.
don’t be silly….we taught the bastard
fake
agree
agree
AGRE
ANGRE
EERGA!
Fag boy speaks.
wat a noob i snipe birds with that shit
carpenters at hard word with your money….awesome lol
yeah, and then right after this video, they made one where they’re shooting basketballs into baskets from crazy distances! and then one with beer pong! and another with footballs!
lmfaoo your soo right haaha
fuck you soofake
And then catching laptops with their buttocks?
And Then Saving CHewbaca babies From Burning Apartments?
fake
Totally fake. You can see the cut scene from when they threw the tap and then when the action is being done. I.E., when you see him shoot the tape at the keys, you can see a slight cut and a bit of a delay from when he supposedly hooks the keys to when that retard celebrates.
True i watched that like 6 times and saw it.
also not sure if you noticed durring that segment….
when he threw the tape it somehow goes through his fingers right about the time he hits the keys
u see what u want to see
I see a fag above’
I See Nothing..
Please, sir. he did not throw any tap. I watched that like 6 times and didn’t see it.
bad acting
I REALLY want to have his babies!
That will be difficult to do when he keeps blowing it all over your face. Whore.
Sir you will apologize to the lady right now’or i will be forced to beat you….
Git em Swipes… git em
Fake or not, this video is awesome to watch. It’s humorous and entertaining.
Also, holy effin shyt!
watch the very first throw, the man against the wall does a very unnatural pelvic thrust. Tis fake.
Yes, it is most likely fake. Never said it wasn’t. It’s still cool to watch tho. So stop being a troll and accept it as entertainment.
You said fake or not, I was clarifying that “or not” was not an option. And yes it is entertaining, but it would be 80% more entertaining if it was real. Ass.
give her a slap
Such a sad fag.
i wanna be a carpenter
No point carol’s dead it will never be the same”
I don’t get it
music group the carpenter’s,,,carol carpenter
Music group the carpenter’s..Carol carpenter..Big in the 60’s 70’s
Hmmm… Mr. Swipes: it sure is a big coincidence that you commented just 3 minutes after Little girl. Hmmmm????
nah i’m just playin
cough”But did you get the joke’
i was hoping to see him shock himself on the last one
lol a new SPIDERMAN or shud i said TP man
i can do that with my dick
I was waiting for someone to say that.
All you’er life you rape victim.
soo fake…they just did everything in reverse and played it
I eats da BEAN-DEAL with Hatch New Mexico XXX Chiles cuz I don’t want no tape worms like that poppin out on the job. An dey gots HUGE CENT-A-PEEDS that bite up rounds Albuquerque. Muchos Gass-ee-ass Senior’s on NOOB’S-R-US. Dos guys on da video is Board. Carpenters Dream Flat as a Board. I can cut that…!
I hurr that!
you hurr fuck all’
Go-go gadget arms?
Another crappy viral video selling something.
REAL!
at exactly 0:21, you can see the tape measure slip THROUGH the guy’s own hand.
Hey…this is’nt what i pay them to do!
Like spiderman but cheaper
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Put some more videos on here shit bird!!
Wow, superhuman no update
so fake
yea but can he read the fuckn thing!!!!!@!@ shitty built house
Shitty reply..fag
shitty fuckn name….fag
Hey, at least this website updates regularly.
shows how much you go on this site. lol
we’er are you?
Wow, you are all retards.
Wow what a bunch of freakin tards you all are! What is the age range in here—-12?
This explains why houses take so damn long to build.