I don’t really understand Japanese, but I don’t think this egg is edible.
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FIRST!
WTF!
WTF indeed!!
What came first? Hint: It’s not the egg.
Well, I’m assuming the asians.
Thank god. Iv always wanted to fuck an egg
lmao!
I’m more turned on by fucking live birth.
egg beaters anyone?
I see what you did there.
…nice
Yes, he replaced the word ‘kitten’ with the word ‘anyone’.
Seems like a lot of work just to get off. I’ll just use my finger.
Ummm that thing is for dudes so is your dick that small that it only takes your finger or???
LOLTROLLED^
where can i get one? haha i like to give it to people and see if they can figure it out. and Id like one so i can pleasure myself for once.
http://www.simplypleasure.com/tenga-egg-trio-3-pack-13468934.html
“donut size o fit” atleast he knows some engrish.
fuck tat
i doubt any asians penis is that big
That thing would make a pretty sweet covert jacking tool.
It could be sitting out in the open and no one would know what the hell it is.
I agree because no one would ever see your pants unbuttoned/unzipped or see your rhythmic back and forth motions while your hand is in the crotch region stretching what could be mistaken as a condom.
Well, it is more covert than the one I use. The smoke spewing out of the 3 HP motor gets the attention of onlookers.
wtf?!
you’ll understand after Father gives you ‘The Talk’.
He means if it was sitting in your room no-one would know it was for jacking off, relative to a Fleshlight with is clearly a big synthetic pussy.
Ah, I misread.
However, I still disagree.
Perhaps it is my perverted nature, by finding a squishy egg shaped object with a hole cut in it I would naturally assume my dick would feel wonderful inside of it.
Squishy holes + A male = Dick insertion
The man has a point.
It’s human nature….
Damn, now I’m hungry for eggs.
Derka Derka Derka
The Derka man cometh.
Did he own one of the eggs?
Nice! Now we can get off without listening to women whine, snivel, and complain any longer.
You’re doing it wrong.
I believe I’ve just been PWNED.
Keith- ROFLMAO
Kitten who needs that is a wimp.
is that a bit big for the japs dont they need a mini version
im sorry but theres gotta be super pressure on the tip of ur dick when it stretches like that
Some would be impressed at your knowledge of this.
I, however, stick my dick in REAL women.
We’ll be talking about this later.
Haha. You’re fucked.
Maybe…but it would be nice if some of them were actually still alive.
Tim, now I understand why you’ve been using so many sick days lately.
When you return to the office, feel free to clean off your desk.
He cleans off the desk whenever I go to see him, honey.
What’s this? An imposter! Release the hounds!
This would be good for prison, just stick it in your arse and when you get gang raped you can just rinse it under the tap
Oh god, I lol’d.
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