Ya Rly.
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(47 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Owl loves a good noggin scratch
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sauce
first with sauce in his mouth
Some third grader……….
Sauce
Sauce
Sauce
a pet owl? that’s pretty pimp
lol he got sleepy
FIRST
awww cute
yea i could use a scratch right about now -_- yea…..
i liked the part where he pet the owl
eh, not a good as when he wasn’t
O RLY?
YARLY!
those demonic eyes freaked the shit out of me.
when i told him to rub my head that wasnt the one i was talking about…
not even original, noob.
Maybe not…but I lol’d anyway.
yup
Looked kinda like a fake owl..
But cool nonetheless.
Are you an Owl connoisseur my friend?
“WHO stuffed that white owl?” No one spoke in the shop:
The barber was busy, and he couldn’t stop;
The customers, waiting their turns, were all reading
The “Daily,” the “Herald,” the “Post,” little heeding
The young man who blurted out such a blunt question;
Not one raised a head, or even made a suggestion;
And the barber kept on shaving.
“Don’t you see, Mister Brown,”
Cried the youth, with a frown,
“How wrong the whole thing is,
How preposterous each wing is,
How flattened the head is, how jammed down the neck is–
In short, the whole owl, what an ignorant wreck ‘t is!
I make no apology;
I’ve learned owl-eology.
I’ve passed days and nights in a hundred collections,
And cannot be blinded to any deflections
Arising from unskilful fingers that fail
To stuff a bird right, from his beak to his tail.
Mister Brown! Mister Brown!
Do take that bird down,
Or you’ll soon be the laughing-stock all over town!”
And the barber kept on shaving.
“I’ve studied owls,
And other night fowls,
And I tell you
What I know to be true:
An owl cannot roost
With his limbs so unloosed;
No owl in this world
Ever had his claws curled,
Ever had his legs slanted,
Ever had his bill canted,
Ever had his neck screwed
Into that attitude.
He can’t do it, because
‘T is against all bird-laws.
Anatomy teaches,
Ornithology preaches
An owl has a toe
That can’t turn out so!
I’ve made the white owl my study for years,
And to see such a job almost moves me to tears!
Mister Brown, I’m amazed
You should be so gone crazed
As to put up a bird
In that posture absurd!
To look at that owl really brings on a dizziness;
The man who stuffed him don’t half know his business!”
And the barber kept on shaving.
“Examine those eyes.
I’m filled with surprise
Taxidermists should pass
Off on you such poor glass;
So unnatural they seem
They’d make Audubon scream,
And John Burroughs laugh
To encounter such chaff.
Do take that bird down;
Have him stuffed again, Brown!”
And the barber kept on shaving.
“With some sawdust and bark
I could stuff in the dark
An owl better than that.
I could make an old hat
Look more like an owl
Than that horrid fowl,
Stuck up there so stiff like a side of coarse leather.
In fact, about him there’s not one natural feather.”
Just then, with a wink and a sly normal lurch,
The owl, very gravely, got down from his perch,
Walked round, and regarded his fault-finding critic
(Who thought he was stuffed) with a glance analytic,
And then fairly hooted, as if he should say:
“Your learning’s at fault this time, any way;
Don’t waste it again on a live bird, I pray.
I’m an owl; you’re another. Sir Critic, good-day!”
And the barber kept on shaving.
that was the shit.
i want to own an owl as a pet
that was a hoot
HA!
lol bravo on that one
Bitches aint shit when yalll compare to that owl. Its like summer breezes in ur mouth Hoe. now fetch a brew, fresh out the sink
stop trying to sound black
agreed white people cant even do it through text its to easy to notice, muda fuckah… see now u no im white
it’s tim mcgraw talkin black on yo bich ass niga
i got two owls up my anus
damn, now i´ve seen it all.
FOURTH KIND!!!!!!!!!!