He must be related to Chuck Norris.
You don't blend Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris blends you.
The Chuck Norris of Russia?
Classic Chuck Norris scenes from the Octagon.
Store manager goes Chuck Norris on the robber. "I didn't want to hurt h ...
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but I am first so envy me maybe
hey i just met you and this is crazy but you got first and you were dropped on your head as a baby
(slow clap)
Wasn’t dropped. Fell, off a cabinet. Eyes rolled back and everything.
did he break his crown?
Very clever Jace
She’ll drop him like a toilet seat once she realizes he has no penis left…
But he has an awesome boner…
OH MY GOD !!! that was probably the best pun of all time.
He’s got no penis, that’s something to worry about.
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but I am first
so envy me maybe
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but you got first
and you were dropped on your head as a baby
(slow clap)
Wasn’t dropped. Fell, off a cabinet. Eyes rolled back and everything.
did he break his crown?
Very clever Jace
She’ll drop him like a toilet seat once she realizes he has no penis left…
But he has an awesome boner…
OH MY GOD !!! that was probably the best pun of all time.
He’s got no penis, that’s something to worry about.