I was over at my friends house watching what was left of the sunday night football game. We were both pretty drunk maybe 3 1/2 hours before this, so we were both almost sobered up. There was knocking from the front door. I asked my friend, “Were you expecting somebody?” He replied, “No. Who the hell could that be?” As he was struggling to get out of his big comfy chair, some lady just let herself in. “We are here!” she announced as she took a step into my friend’s place. I peered right at her as I was sitting on the couch, kind of a ‘who the hell are you and what the fuck are you doing’ look. She saw me was like “Oh, whoops” and receded out the door. My friend looked at me, still struggling to get out of his chair (lmao) and asked me if that just happened. I was like, “Who the hell was that??” He finally got up, rushed to the door, opened it and attempted to talk to the lady. She started speaking to him in Spanish, or what sounded like spanish to me anyways. Regardless, he didn’t understand her and told her that she had the wrong place. There was some shady looking fella just standing in the road watching, as if he was with her or something. It was weird. My friend guessed it was some trick going to the wrong door and the dude standing out in the road was her pimp, or something. But, what kind of trick would just let themselves in like that? My guess it was some lady who must have been on something to mess her up enough to simply go to the wrong door. If she knew the person well-enough to simply let herself in, you would thing she would know by now exactly where her ‘friend’ lived. Shit was weird. That is why you should always have your doors locked.
fuck that
I just tell my boss I was at a jobsite checking on my crews.
I just send me bitch’s out to work
who raindogg an gayKid
bout time we got an update
merry Christmas
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I still love the site anyways
your not wrong
grammar fail
flip flops
Life fail
i like the way u think lol
well put sir
your not wrong also.
grammar fail, do you ever learn?
your not wrong.flip flops no dont learn i dont wibble
that made my day
=)
Yeah you’ve done a shit load of that you lazy sack of shit.
This is brilliant
THANK’S AX
Awesome and most relatable.
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holy shit…that was fucking …words cant describe how awesome that was…
Eddy’s Daily Story:
I was over at my friends house watching what was left of the sunday night football game. We were both pretty drunk maybe 3 1/2 hours before this, so we were both almost sobered up. There was knocking from the front door. I asked my friend, “Were you expecting somebody?” He replied, “No. Who the hell could that be?” As he was struggling to get out of his big comfy chair, some lady just let herself in. “We are here!” she announced as she took a step into my friend’s place. I peered right at her as I was sitting on the couch, kind of a ‘who the hell are you and what the fuck are you doing’ look. She saw me was like “Oh, whoops” and receded out the door. My friend looked at me, still struggling to get out of his chair (lmao) and asked me if that just happened. I was like, “Who the hell was that??” He finally got up, rushed to the door, opened it and attempted to talk to the lady. She started speaking to him in Spanish, or what sounded like spanish to me anyways. Regardless, he didn’t understand her and told her that she had the wrong place. There was some shady looking fella just standing in the road watching, as if he was with her or something. It was weird. My friend guessed it was some trick going to the wrong door and the dude standing out in the road was her pimp, or something. But, what kind of trick would just let themselves in like that? My guess it was some lady who must have been on something to mess her up enough to simply go to the wrong door. If she knew the person well-enough to simply let herself in, you would thing she would know by now exactly where her ‘friend’ lived.
Shit was weird. That is why you should always have your doors locked.
Yeah, she saw your ugly ass sitting there, turned around and swam back to fucking Mexico.
holy crap, thats alot of gay.
you’re stories fucking blow. give it a rest fag
dude shut up everybody on this site thats not a noob knows eddys stories are the best
now shut up before i get gay kid to rape u in ur noob ass
keep the stories coming eddy!
I like the way think.Keep it up sir.
are you asian or something?
I something…… flip flop
thats my kids new bed time story thanks edd
this is just as awesome as the vid
1)Been there done that 2
2)Eddy, sounds like a stripper?
LMFAO… I love the randomness of that. I don’t know how to take that. I don’t feel offended, so thanks, i guess? lulz