His first time to ride the Mamba at Worlds of Fun in KC was a roller coaster ride of emotions.
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(46 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Kid’s first roller coaster ride
Posted on Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 under Entertainment
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yeaaa take that dick
Your brain is wrewened. Have some class…..
Thats something an 8 year old would say.
Your pea brain couldn’t think of anything else?
ruined, N00B
Haha, fail
hahahah xD U SUCK!
YOU! Slinger, are the true N00B
lol at the beginning he does the gollum face…
and then he sucks MY godlike
dick
and your spelling is RUINED, pal.
You fail too
Clit…..you the man.
you’re wrewened, pal.
alright king curtis your a douche, slinger your a loser,hilary clinton is a kill joy,weird has no life,chief you play butt darts with wierd,stop n go nobody cares how people spell things u fukin dictionary,adrian you need to find better things to do than be second at firsting,walletsmeller i hate you and you need to die,snapshot you not funny,ginger snaps you not funny,derp your a retard,marx is a nerd,smd nobody cares,gay kid your gay..wait i mean straight..i guess if that offends you,pffft you know you do it to and want to sound cool,bob b need a girlfriend(and dont even pretend like you already have one),and penismuncher you are the retarded mongoloid that started this..and all of you that think you are cool telling the person off,that just killed all these people,are complete douchtards.
first
I love to see First Fails. It just makes my pitiful day a little better.
Negative. Good job sucking, though.
Inbred cracker.
Mouth breathing retard.
i think he turned into smeagol
watch at 1:08
I wish he’d drop the camera… This was boring.
i hate people that put their hands up when they’re still going uphill.
Yes,1:08 is a nice reenactment of my first dump after 3 weeks of constipation.
Maybe JUST MAYBE you should have considered taking a LAXATIVE after I banged your ass that hard so your shit wouldn’t come out for 3 weeks.
Been on that ride…that first drop is pretty intense.
you dont know what intense is until you go on kingda ka at six flags new jersey. 450 feet tall, 130 miles per hour, going straight up then straight down through vertical corkscrews. they have to stop the ride to clean the seats every few runs. i was forced to ride (not literally, but i didnt want to be a weenie in front of family i flew 3000 miles to go see and they kept pushing and literally dragged me on.) in the end, i enjoyed the ride even though it was probably the most intense thing ive felt (it launches you to over 130 miles per hour in less than 2 seconds)
i checked my stats and wanted to fix a few things so you penis lickers wont give me shit.(even though it will happen anyway)
not 130 mph, only 128 mph
456 feet high
0-128 mph in 3 seconds
Next time don’t correct yourself so quickly…
Don’t be so quick to correct yourself!
I live 40 minutes away from Great Adventure lol and Yes King Da Ka is a rush!!!
Congrats?
Now I have a reason to go to New Jersey. Which exit it this at?
It ummm, be ummm, da exit ummmm, with ummmm, da ummmm, big ummmm roller ummmm coaster next to da ummmmm it.
Roller Coaster is WEAK!!!!! anyways i used to live in Topeka and used to go to World’s of Fun and Ocean’s of Fun all the TIME!!
Ironically the video of his fist time having sex if very similar.
Your spelling fails.
I think he lost his virginity to the ride.
that was fuckin gay i was hoping the camera was gunna fly up and knock more of his teeth out
Lame ride.
looks alot like steel force
Was that kid the voice of the Nemo from Finding Nemo?
Was that kid the voice of Nemo from Finding Nemo?
Yep, also the voice of Rectum from the movie assholeification.
alright king curtis your a douche, slinger your a loser,hilary clinton is a kill joy,weird has no life,chief you play butt darts with wierd,stop n go nobody cares how people spell things u fukin dictionary,adrian you need to find better things to do than be second at firsting,walletsmeller i hate you and you need to die,snapshot you not funny,ginger snaps you not funny,derp your a retard,marx is a nerd,smd nobody cares,gay kid your gay..wait i mean straight..i guess if that offends you,pffft you know you do it to and want to sound cool,bob b need a girlfriend(and dont even pretend like you already have one),and penismuncher you are the retarded mongoloid that started this..and all of you that think you are cool telling the person off,that just killed all these people,are complete douchtards the rest of you dont matter
i hope he is k
i hope he is ok