Don’t try this at home?
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(40 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)How to commit suicide like a real man
Posted on Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 under Entertainment
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yeah dont try this at home, do it at the mall!
And when the people ask about the rope falling from the ceiling, you could also say that the first try didn’t work out… If you were not already dead…
nice
Ok better way. It happened 2 years ago in New Jersey behind Hazlet multiplex movie theater. Guy hung a rope from a light post in the back of the movie theater then he put the rope around his neck. oh forgot to mention he was in his car. then then accelerated and hung/decapitated himself. found the car in the ditch body missing the head and the head about 100 ffeet away.
Pyeah, except for the stool and wire still sitting there
As others have said, this leaves evidence. Alternate approach:
Skip the stool, use something that’s normally around. Do it outside, the wire isn’t fastened to anything, it’s simply slipped over something fastened to a building and pointing basically up. Tie a bunch of helium balloons to the top part where it’s slipped over the support–once it’s free the balloons will haul it away.
variation. go to the top of a building in a busy part of the city. tie a rope to something on the roof and make sure it hangs over the edge to about 15 feet above street level. tie the end around both your feet like you’re bungie jumping. do the cheese wire noose thing and leap OR string the cheese wire between two pipes or anything near the edge of the roof, reach under the wire and glue your hands to your head
this has the added benefit of scarring WAY more people because you end up hanging upside down over a busy walkway holding your own head.
http://www.bash.org/?488793 been done
The idea is at _least_ weird. The graphics plainly blow.
wtf this guy got that from bash
no matter wat way u decapitate urself, there wll be blood on the rope and it can be check out and will be checked out. there is no way this can happen.
what about the wire and stool … wont the dudes be curious of why its there? I think they would find out
Fill a truck/van/car full of explosives. Make sure some are impact sensitive. Then, drive it off a cliff, or otherwise crash it.
I tried it and failed! So i just held my other head and forgot about it!
Whether you leave evidence or not, everybody will still say the same thing: “What a fuckin idiot!”
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