Is this doggy hell?
I am going to hell for laughing at this man's unfortunate phobia.
A female wolf spider with tiny baby spiders on her back = arachnophobia ...
lol, look at all the dripping saliva. I am surprised he was able to hol ...
Doggy treats? Nope. Use a leash? Nope. Get a cat? Yup.
I usually hate those fucking “oh, animal abuse” comments, but that honestly seems kind of mean.
And people like those in the video will be suprised when the dog bites them, and they’ll have to euthanize it…
its truely sad… the dog just wants do bite the owner but he cant because he is trained to love him.
thats exactly what I was thinking. i cringed at how close the owner was getting to his mouth. HE DOESN’T FUCKING WANT IT
pfff the dog didn’t bite him cause it didn’t want to accidentally eat the jerky
Two updates in a month. I think this site is TOAST.
Exactly.. we all came for the titties but that section is gone now.. so we come for laughs? I removed noob from my bookmarks, but typing in the address is simply habitual. Soon enough I will have the power to stop coming back here
yeah i check back but i think im done. Thanks bk for a wonderful site. Was really good while it lasted.
Gurth, you been into these animal videos, huh?
jerky? c’mon even dog does not want to touch it…
I’ve waited a long time for an update… and then these bullshit videos appear. Cmon, need more updates.
Considering there is supposedly two people updating, It’s a bit disappointing to have to wait over a week for updates.
See this dogs parents were both killed in a dog fight and he was taken in by a family of sheep. But he never got over the loss of his parents and got into drugs. One day in a bathsalt fueled rage he ate his foster parents. When his high finally wore off he was ashamed at what he had done and even though the lamb was delicious he swore he would never eat lamb again.
Maybe its one of those dog jerky’s made in Thailand
Obviously the dog had been trained by (Muslim) owners to dislike any products which smell like meat (maybe pork). The owners most likely punished the dog every time he/she tried to eat products which smelled like that (because it is against the owner’(s)’ religion (fucked up, I know).
^^ Guys got a point. The dog looked like it might have had a scar on its right cheek. Maybe from the doctor though.
Obviously, the scar is an injury the dog received from the jerky monster.
A bit too far. If all you got left to do in life is stick lamb jerky in your dog’s face, then it’s probably time to find a new life.
why is there an arab on the couch
RIP NOOB.US
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Let us have a moment of silence -_-
I don’t know why I still come to this site. Its updated sometimes twice a week, sometimes Twice a month. Anyone know of any good alternatives?
you should try worldstarhiphop.com its alright but it gets updated daily
Try the danish site ‘retardo.dk’ although it’s danish the main content is english videos, it’s quite funny too and there’s new content everyday
Last time when BK went awol, there was a flurry of 140+ comments. now there’s around 12 comments. no one seems to care anymore
That’s coz Bk is long gone..
and MacGyver is almost retired. officially
where is eddyspagetti?
it is sad how this site ends…
it gave me a lot of fun.
rip noob.us :*
10 days without a post…not sure why I check this site anymore…
lemme take over this site ill update dis bitch
Oh come it’s almost been 2 weeks since the last updates, what is that ?! Before you, MrGurth, this was average, but then you appeared and BAM updates all the time, we all fell in love with you… And now it’s like why doesn’t he call me ? Where are you ? You don’t talk to me anymore. You don’t tell me you love me ! Okay Mister Independant ! We got it ! We are at your feet now ! Can you give us some good love again, now ?
MrGurth!!! upload videos, games, pictures, please!! i really don’t want this site to die…
August 13th, 2012… The day NOOB.US died. It’s been TWELVE days now. You are dead to me.
All the updates were just reposts from Reddit anyway. Nothing of value has been lost.
Ron Paul 2008
Whats the deal is noons dead not fn cool now what am I going to do with my life but seriously what the hells going on
Looks like “noob” is way behind with video updating. Oh, I forgot… it’s a NOOB website.
It’s over, it’s all over.
RIP
We will get through this
Guys, why do we still check daily? Nooooo
Some small hope
We are still here.
bk and mrgurth are busy making their meat spin,fucking faggots.
R.I.P Noob.us.
Hey, since this site doesn’t update anymore, you guys should check out:
Retardo.dk it’s a danish site, but there is new content everyday, and it’s mostly english videos anyways.
They’re quite funny too, if you ask me
BK and MrGurth must be too busy making their meat spin…gotta love that
i’m so glad they’re not updating - i love this video
Been here since the beginning… Sad to see it end.
better update this shit soon cuz im a motherfuckin mushroom cloud layin mother fucker.