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One minute you're shopping for skinny jeans in a trendy hipster store a ...
What a stupid bitch! She should have gotten more than 6 months for that ...
Stupid owner, stupid dog. Wait for the WTF at 1:30
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maybe the father is just jealous that the son seems to be the only one in the family that is skinny enough to get inside the pants
I KNOW YO NUTS HURT
it looks like the length is just too short, the only thing that looks stupid about them is the 2nd pair of pants ballooning out the top. People stop hating on skinny jeans, as long as the girls like it who cares what other people think.
are you stupid? there skinny jeans, girls wear skinny jeans. guys don’t. guys wear normal jeans, just like normal people.
lol stop hating on skinny jeans??? sounds like you got a few pairs of your own there kaiser….i’ll alert your dad so he can embarrass you online too.
Stop hating on skinny jeans? As soon as people stop hating on gays…
As long as the girls like it?? bwahahah!!! Trust me, girls love having this kind of power over men… The more queer you look does not guarantee pussy, bud.
well it gets me pussy so fuck you, I’ll you all know when I care what you think
As tight as it probably squishes your nuts it wouldnt suprise me if you did get a pussy.
lol
Skinny jeans cut off circulation to your nuts, and they’ll eventually sterilize you. You know what girls like? Men who aren’t shooting blanks.
BURRRRRRRRRN!!!
“Dad killed by son, details at 5.”
They would be fine if he didn’t have a pair of fucking gym shorts crammed under them
look out guys…. kaiser gets pussy! might be mistaking that for the friend zone bud cuz you and you are “pussies” wear the same size pants. pathetic.
I knew Bernie Mac wasnt really dead
he’s dead?
Keep turnin….now come over and suck deez nutz!