If the thumbnail didn’t give it away, this video is NSFW (Not Safe For Watermelons, zing!)
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I jizzed in my pants
That is a scientific explosion!
What is this, some sort of weird fetish video? Listen to the way the guy says ‘Wow’. He’s practically busting a nut right then.
I know I did
She pretty damn good looking.
Wouldn’t do her though. I would fear for Mr. Oak.
Do you mean Mr Twig?
You know you’re a douchebag when you name your thing.
Coming from the guy who calls someone a douchbag over a fairly obvious joke.
However, if you wish to get into personal stabs, my name does not sound like an action that the mentally retarded or drunk would do for kicks.
take that, lolly!! xD
Nice one..
tampon lolipop is a boss name….it does sound like something retards would do thgh…but nonetheless boss
Tampon Lollipop, while he does sound like a douche, may be named after a Skinless song.
Lol! MANGINA!
I always figured Tampon Lollipop was the name of your thing….
Is it wrong that i’m both disturbed and arroused?
its only wrong that youre disturbed
thats nothing i can crush a watermelon between my tits
lol funny. you should make video
I would watch that vid.
is it just me or does she seem muscular! gross!
Did I see cellulite? That bitch needs to lose weight.
That cellulite just cracked a watermelon clean in two. What the fuck can your fat do?
FTW Yeah thats not fat… Shes squeezing the watermelon not suffocating it
uh, i’m pretty sure that’s sheer muscle.
How does someone discover they can do this in the first place? That’s the video I want to see!
Nah - probably not.
how else vodka
i shivered a little bit right when it cracked because that much pressure should never be applied in that area
Now lets see a pumpkin!!!
Oh wow…they look like arms.
Big fuckin arms.
now thats a fucking woman!
Hehe, it’s xenia Onnatop from goldeneye.
aah! was trying to remember
Am i the only one who finds this amusing.
highheel, man talking, AND Watermelon fetish all in one, i can finally jizz
Don’t piss her off in bad…or else
yea, she gets crazy when she’s in “bad”
What is it with girls and fruits/vegetables between their legs?
DAT ASS
Nar
She look’s like a man.
her ass was awesome
I woldnt do her because if you do something she do sent like say goodbye to your erection forever
wow he prolly crushes his dick
lol
HA HA, image her doing that to your crank!
Wait…didn’t James Bond kill this chick at the end of Goldeneye?
I think I came a little…
i wouldn’t do her… hell no!
I’ve got a zit on my back I’d like her to take a shot at…
Will have to stick to the missionary position with this one…
That doesn’t stop her from wrapping her legs around you, and crushing your abdomen…
SMASH IT!
some people have weird fetishes…… this is one of those. im not going to judge you but if you find this hot, there is something wrong with you. ok see i judged you regardless.
THUUUUNDER THIGHS! O_o
Now replace that watermelon with your penis.
No oral sex for her.
her legs tell me no but her heels tell me YES! is it strange im nursing a fat one but at the same time tryin to hide it ? stil…ow wait no fat ones all on my keyboard now :s
what if that was your head…
Man that lady’s legs are disturbingly muscled
Man you wouldn’t want to eat her out. She’s crush your skull
reminds me of the evil chick in Golden Eye
I like her laugh in the end it’s so sweet
I really liked your blog! It helped me alot…
damn she’s bootyful!! hell yeah i’d hit it. i love a challenge. if her legs are that strong think about the pussy lips!!
Ever see a woman do that to a man’s head? Well, not explode it like that but wrap her thighs around it and make him scream like a bitch? This girl does that and she’s brutal. To each his/her own
OMG that is the hottest woman I’ve ever seen in my life. Gorgeous muscle tone, beautiful face, perfect smile, and a sense of humor Damn, woman, if you ever read these posts, hit me up at walkontheocean2010@yahoo.com. You are too gorgeous for words. I will buy the plane ticket!
if it was my ho it would be makin me 200 bucks a pop!
i’d say, sometimes i don’t understand why some people just have to spam so freakin much, really just stop , its way too annoying and it makes me just wanna stop coming here.but on a side note, great post bro.