Last year, Philips ran a contest called Parallel Lines in which they asked people to create a three-minute short film using only six lines of dialogue: :”What is that?”, “It’s a unicorn”, “Never seen one up close before”, “Beautiful”, “Get away, get away”, and “I’m sorry”. After more than 600 entries were submitted, director Ridley Scott selected the above film, titled “Porcelain Unicorn”, as the winner.
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you slackers
Last??
That was quite moving
I WANTED CGI UNICORNS! FUCK THIS SENTIMENTAL CRAP!
seriously though, that was really predictable right at the flashback. I even thought, “wouldn’t it be trite if there was some Jewish girl with a unicorn toy in the wall or some shit?”
How clever of you.
I’m a fuckin’ genius, yo. Facebook said so. Those tests are legit as fuck!
screw you
awww, bitch be jelly. haters gon’ hate, yo.
STFU you prick ass donkey fuckin dumb ass white mofo douchebag.
Go fck a donkey in mexico while your mom watches eating a taco as I slice her neck open so you can drown in her fckin blood.
Dumb ass cock suckers like you should be cheese grated to death.
That… that shit made me tear up.
pussy
STFU you prick ass donkey fuckin dumb ass white mofo douchebag sheep shagin mofo.
Go fck a donkey in mexico while your mom watches eating a taco as I slice her neck open so you can drown in her fckin blood.
Dumb ass cock suckers like you should be cheese grated to death.
I watched Inglorious Basterds again last night. What a kick-ass movie. The Nazis were some seriously cold-hearted sons-o-bitches.
Is the movie in subtitles? I was gonna watch it but I didnt want to read the whole movie.
I estimate that 60% or so is subtitled. It’s soooo worth it, though (subtitles kinda irritate me, too). My opinion is that it is Tarantino’s 2nd greatest movie. …but what movie beats Pulp Fiction?
You must watch it. I’m curious what you’ll have to say.
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BK, what gives?
I don’t get it. What’s supposed to be so funny about this video? Is it that Germans spit when they talk?
it’s not supposed to be funny… asshole..
laugh out loud
want to win a contest make it based during world war 2
It’s like sex for selling stuff
that is true
An unicorn?? I seen enough hentai porn movie to know where this is going on
That part where he broke through the glass scared the shit out of me.
WOW
I guess it follows the basic rules of getting picked/funded in Hollywood.
Prime candidates:
1) Portraying Nazis and/or Germans in a bad light
2) Depicting the plight of the Jews in the holocaust
3) Killing Nazis
If you’re a film maker or producer do any or all 3 of those things and you’ll get you movie funded. Doesn’t matter if it’s a good story or not. Just hire a bunch of A list actors and people will go see it (ie: Inglorious Basterds).
I think the thing I find most ridiculous about this film is most of the other canidates were probably shot by amateurs and low budget film makers… this film was clearly shot by an already employed film maker with a very expensive camera..infact google says he is an established director AND producer…way to shit on the little guys buddy