“During the Summer of 2007, I had the opportunity to backpack around Europe for 2 weeks. I talked about it often before I left. My girlfriend however, although great in many respects, was not the world’s greatest listener. I left on Friday June 1st. Despite even calling her to say goodbye the night before, she never realized I left. When I arrived home 2 weeks later, I had several emails from her, waiting in my inbox.”
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(92 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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GTFO!! YOU FAILED!! SUCK MONKEY BALLS!!
Wow i would break up with my girlfriend too is she was that dumb……
Guess what? Okay so she does not listen all that well, but still, a failure to communicate was encountered here. AND ALSO it is NOT her fault that he was not communicating with her whatsoever. And lastly, that guy is a fool for not MAKING IT CLEAR that he was leaving. She has a right to be upset, cause what would you do if you were a woman & your boy was not answering you at all, or seeing you. Its not her fault really at all. Its his.
yeah, she’d be upset, but she was flipping out man. she slept with another dude to spite him, and said she was better off without him, then changed her mind as soon as she found out where he was. she’s very immature.
oh deal with it Em.
he said he mentioned it to her a couple of times, you twat.
Did you morons not get a word ive said here???!!!! HE NEEDS TO MAKE COMPLETELY SURE SHE GOT HIS WORD.
Shit you’re stupid
I dunno why you are defending her. But even telling her once: She should make it a point to remember.
He can’t help it that she’s a dumb bitch. She cheated on him and went crazy.
You STILL didn’t hear me?
okay, really bro.. dale, you asked what you would do if your girlfriend/boyfriend was not calling you.. uh lets see, if my girlfriend was not calling me for a couple of days and we were that serious, I would call her parents and make sure she is alright and nothing bad happened to her.. not just leave a recording on the answering machine and wait for a response or i would call one of her friends..
it’s not rocket science here people, just common sense!!
PUT IT FUCKING TOGETHER PEOPLE!!!!!!! CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geez, Dale - not too difficult to guess your gender and where you are in your menstrual cycle, is it?
awwwwwwwwwwww shit
…..Ha Ha
lol wtf.
lol u gay
What does he need to do? Tattoo “I’m going to Europe for two weeks” onto her forehead? She didn’t listen. She fucked up.
Headon: Apply directly to the forehead.
Dale, you’re a cunt. He called her the night before he was leaving to say goodbye. You’re just as much of a retarded cunt as she was. He’s way better off for this, I’d put $100 on her either being told to say asinine by a friend, or googling synonyms for stupid before she used it.
It didn’t say that.
If my girlfriend’d go on a trip,hey,guess what,she has,3days before she left,she just didn’t talk to me and I didn’t see her anymore,now she’s gone,now I can keep sending emails and whatnot,but if after 3days of no responses from her and you name it,I sure as hell would go ASK other people what they know,go see his friends,his family and what else,seriously dude,it takes THE moron of morons to not think further than that.
besides”you’re not answering my calls my texts” can’t she find him somewhere in real life,somewhere not involving digital communication?And if she can’t,or she didn’t try,then I call hera fucking waste of his time.
soo you goin to europe for two weeks…. just like that? getting up go to the airport, get on the plane, and thats it, no paperwork needed, no packing, no travel plans, anything? I really do not believe there was no communication, clearly she did not paid enough attention to him. sure she is upset, cuz shes dumb as a rock, it took her what, three days to figure it out that he is not picking up the phone or email her back? what if hes been in acciedent? would she be acting like she did without knowing facts? not even worth to write more…..
I am a slut bag
Hahahahahaha
Holy shit this a large box. And he told his girlfriend he was leaving and everything, I don not Blame him for not wanting his cell phone too. He even told her, how do you forget your boyfirend is leaving to go to Europe for 2 weeks! For me thats kinda a big deal.
No kidding i would never date a girl who was that into herself, plus i were to go to europe i would tell her anyways haha
lmao i enjoyed this so much
AHAH yeah me to, cause ive definitely been with a chick who does shit like that , i laughed the whole time watching this , especially the last email if you love me dont read the other emails haha, like okay as if a guy wouldnt.
BK, you’re pretty addicted to CH lately, huh?
I was expecting an epic ending. Awesome build up and then… bleh.
I disagree, I thought the ending was great.
i thought she was gonna commit suicide
4 realz, i thought there would be an epic ending too! like i want to know what he said to miss “em” to break up…and then read the emails she wrote after he broke up with her lol
Cause the penis was stuck in my mouth
what a stupid bitch
loooooooooooooooooooooooool, That was epic. What a bitch.
i love the music
[...] girlfriend Angry girlfriend e-mails to vacationing boyfriend [...]
she sounds hot.
he should’ve still contacted her or something while he was away for two weeks, i mean c’mon. he must not have cared about her very much.
SHUT UP
THIS IS FUCKING FAKE!!!
CLEARLY JUST MADE UP BY SOME FAG
fiction is cool
Moral of the story…Never give up hanging around that foxy babe you like even though she has a boyfriend…sooner or later she will get pissed off with him and do you real good just to get back at him.
AHAHHA YES
Retarded chick…
lol
Stupid bitch…
Dosen’t listen to him despite him telling her more than once that he was to go backpacking in Europe, gets pissed at him because of her ignorance (and has sex with another guy out of spite) then expects him to ignore every other e-mail to cover up her tracks. I’d have dumped her without a second thought.
Gotta love the stupidity of humans.
hahaahahah that was so funny, made my day at least
dumb bitch anyway, I would brake up with her too after realizing how stupid she was 
I mean, even if you don’t listen, you can always ask my friends or my parents where I am and not going 13y old on emails hahahaha
hmm, something about this doesn’t add up
surely a crazy bitch like that would have gotten his messages, and why didn’t he tell her in person that he was going? seems a little far-fetched
He did say that he told her about it a few times. Seems like she was perfectly well informed to me, seeing as “he talked about if often before.”
She suffers from memory loss is m bet, but then she would have an excuse…….. She doesn’t deserve an excuse….. I’m calling this one busted.
Rofl, what a dumb bitch. Not sure how he could’ve stayed with her that long in the beginning without getting fed up with her obviously broken intelligence. She couldn’t even talk to more than one friend and then never left her number on an answering machine…… Too bad he didn’t get an email like “I got hit by a car while having sex with some dude to make you jealous now I have 12 broken bones.”
If my hand ever wrote those things I would break up with it.
lol
5 days of no communication to breakup. Yea, don’t wanna even consider a relationship with that bitch. Wayyyy to needy.
Known a couple girls like this. They need to find a hobby, other than their boyfriends. Clingers!
See if it was me, the five day mark is where you go over to their house to make sure they aren’t suspended from a cord rather than emailing them and texting them. I suppose logic simply escapes this woman.
So, who did he give the necklace to?
ahahahahahahahaha good one
Bottom line is that you all really don’t care about your mate, so if they start to worry or whatever, they must be psycho.
Just a different girl every night.
I will totally admit to you all that yes she should have checked with his mother and go to his home to see.
What are you talking about? We don’t get different girls every night. BK keeps giving us the same ones over and over again.
This man speaks the truth.
YOU ARE RETARDED! SHUT UP!
Hey asswipe, i just admitted to your point, and once again you didn’t listin to a word i said.
lol I listened, I wonder If she’ll ever see this video…… Probably doesn’t know what the internet is…. not really though..
Thanks dude, dumbasses here on the other hand did not listen at all.
haha agreed
Who else thinks that Dale is “Em”? Just sayin…lol
3. Women say men don’t listen. Well this was proof that WOMEN don’t listen either
4. She’s no good for you anyway going out and getting drunk, f-ing other guys, sending you email after email and then to find out where you were after you told her numerous times not to read the emails and forgive her.
F U BIOTCH. Women SUCK
We’re allowed to say fuck on here you know.
This may be fake, but it sounds like something a girl would do. (and maybe SOME guys, for all you people crying “sexist.”) I could SO see this happening. It’s the guy’s fault a little bit, though. He didn’t call home once? Send a postcard? Get on a single computer? I’ve been to Europe for one week, and I managed to do all those things.
She deserved it for being such a stupid, passionate, spiteful bitch.
He deserved it for not realizing she was a stupid, passionate, spiteful bitch and calling her after a couple of days to confirm. Seriously, he could have left her a message from a payphone or something.
Anyway, that’s my worthless opinion.
Didn’t want to pay for long distance calls (expensive), sent a postcard to his grandparents, and he’s on the move. Thus the word “backpacking”. You’re constantly on the move.
FUCK THAT, HE”S ON VACATION! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
he might call home, but she did not look for him there, instead, well, you can see what happened…
a reason he was on a vacation…no need to “communicate” with either his parents of gf if he’s out exploring. Which is what he did. Em is just a psycho…slept with a guy then changed her mind and wanted to “make up” I’m sure, then flipped out…she;s unstable…ugh..i hate that
She ran away from my little prick
Thats what happens when you go to a shitty place like Europe, have fun watching your dollars shirnk to the euro.
Correction.
1. Don’t date shallow people. Shallow people break up with you over the span of five days and do it by having a one night stand with some random jackass wearing his dick on his sleeve and some bullshit frown across his face. People like this chick–and probably this guy–make me glad I’ve only had a few, meaningful relationships in my life so far.
Also, just wow to the guy talking about dollars shrinking to the euro.
You are right on this, shallows aren’t open minded.
And like some other gentlemen on here said, its probably just fake anyway. Hell, i still remember that big commotion about that Private Ryan video. We all get into worthless arguments anyway.
Saving Private Ryan video? or just Private Ryan? Btw that is the best movie
Thanks dude, dumbasses here on the other hand did not listen at all. Yes it is a GREAT movie the one where they showed how they did the special effects on it.
She fails at life.
YOU STUPID BITCH!
Can anyone tell me the name of the last song…