Hopefully, one day you will find a lady who will let you put your penis inside her, free of charge. In the event that that happens, here is a flowchart to help …
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Hopefully, one day you will find a lady who will let you put your penis inside her, free of charge. In the event that that happens, here is a flowchart to help …
It’s not a slutty wedding dress. It’s a slut in a wedding dress.
Some things are better left unchanged.
An oldie but a goodie.
Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is trying to protect his neck from sunburn.
It’s a trap!
Or better yet, “How Twilight should have started.”
This must be somewhere in Eastern Colorado.
I will tag this NSFW just in case.