Look very closely (Hint: I did not tag this NSFW).

Talk about buzz kill.

“Jennifer, will you marry me?” A marriage proposal on telephone poles turns sour.

“This is why you should not write in short form.”

*cricket sound*

Captain Obvious: It’s funny because slow also means retarded.

I know some of you made the mistake of befriending your mom. Unfriend her now! You will thank me later.

That doesn’t look anything like her. Here is a better one.

I present to you, the bacon and cheese stuffed pizza burger!

Hakuna Matata.

What IS the best tasting beer in your opinion?